On April 1 Gmail posted a little April Fool's joke called the "Infinity +1" storage solution. It was supposed to allow unlimited storage for all users. Of course this was just for launghs put in reality Gmail did in fact double it's already massive 1GB of free storage to 2GB+ and it increases every second as they add more space. Observe : That is an astonishing number even for a pay service much less a free one. Can Yahoo, Hotmail...
We are obsessed with celebrity death; not the passing of old people, who shit in bed pans for 5 years before giving up their ghosts. Mundane death, simple expiration, cessation of life? It’s too plebian. Nope, we like it big, cinematic, and colorful. And, evidently, in America, to become an expert on something, all you need is for your husband, mother, brother, wife, sister or friend to be killed by it. &n...
The People’s Heavy Machinery Factory, No. 37 Minsk 1938 17:00Z Yuri needed vodka in the worst way. Just 10 minutes ago he had been day-dreaming about a long pull of the rough proletarian Popov vodka that stood on a bare wooden shelf, above the rickety cot in his tiny flat. Ahhh… how he yearned for oblivion’s sweet embrace. Delicious numbness was sure to follow the fire in his throat and the spreading war...
Dear readers (all 4 of you), I apologize for both the slackening of my writing pace and more importantly for the precipitous decline in my writing quality over the last month or so. My work schedule shifted a while back and I find myself utterly unable to concentrate on this shift. The computer on which I compose these travesties against the written word is right next to the TOC door facing away fom the opening of said portal. This means that every time the damnable gate...
Via my wife the Quiz Queen ... In truth it was a toss up decided by a tie breaker question that landed me as a Satanist rather than an Atheist or Agnostic. If you asked me how *I* would characterize myself I would say Agnostic... You scored as Satanism . Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of...
Buried under the shifting sands deep in Iraq lay a relic of a forgotten war... A relic harkening from The Great War... Waiting for an explorer to plumb the Stygian depths of it's slumpering sepulcher... Waiting for... Indiana Colangelo and the Raiders of the Lost Milvan! 14 foot S&M bullwhip coiled at his side Colangelo and his troop of gullible naive guides defeated the ancient guardian of the reliquary (a rusty 2500 series pa...
PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!" Me: ... Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!" Me: ... For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...
PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!" Me: ... Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!" Me: ... For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...
Some headlines from the sites used by selected moonbats as "sources" for their "theories": "Google Big Brother Sattelite Mapping" "Martial Law : 9-11 The Rise of the Police State" "Cashless Society Control Grid" "Terri's Death Meant to Send a Message" "Did Pope Hinder New World Order" "NWO Puppets Go to Pope Funeral" "Dark Secrets Inside the Bohemian Grove" "The National DNA Database and the UN Push to Register All Babies" "Blog Comments Betray Pro-Dea...
I hate to just post a link but man can Emperor Darth Misha I turn a phrase! "an illegal immigrant is not a "undocumented immigrant" any more than a rapist is an "undocumented boyfriend"." Full article here .
From a conversation in a S-3 Shop: 1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE? Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE. 1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE! Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag). P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study...
From a conversation in a S-3 Shop: 1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE? Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE. 1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE! Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag). P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study...
Sweet Jesus this has got to be the lamest shit I have ever seen on JU. From this pointless crap (hey just post your reply here as an article and then link the original), to the long, unindented, run-on paragraphs here ... Do you want people to actually read what you write or are you just testing the byte density limit of the universe? Why post dreck like this and then turn off commentary? Aaargh!
Guest Normal Guest 2 57 2005-04-02T20:09:00Z 2005-04-02T21:06:00Z 1 US ARMY 1 1 9.3821 We have a largequantity of rednecks in my unit and thusly there was a fair amount of build-uphere prior to the Indy 500 . Smack wastalked, jokes were made regarding Jeff Gordon’ssexuality , and sarcastic references to Dale Earnhardt’sdeath very nearly precipitated physical violence. Once the actual eventrolled around the fan base...
Air Force EOD is outside our showers digging out the remains of a mortar some jackhole lobbed at us this morning. No injuries and no damage... Now a letter to the mortar team: Missed me, smacktards! I got up early for the shower today and if they wanted my office they were about 50 yards off. Also it helps to fuze your rounds correctly. Sturgee could give you some advice on that maybe... I...