PV2 Drunkard and the Great Enema Race!

Published on April 9, 2005 By greywar In Humor

PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!"

Me: ...

Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!"

Me: ...

For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if I was going to be in it the next day.

Flash forward a couple of days after I wake up late and am in the middle of a rushed shower over at the Air Force shower trailer.

(Shower curtain jerks open and a face bursts through to within inches on my soapy self)

"Good Morning SGT Greywar!" - Drunkard

"What the f**k!?!" - Me

"Just keeping up with military courtesy." - Drunkard

"Well, this shower just about became a toilet!" - Me

Maybe thats what happened to Wanderer's shower?

Comments

greywar

on Apr 09, 2005

Update : Colangelo is still quite enthused about the races....

Estrogen Lass

on Apr 09, 2005

Thats, umm.....pretty foul. Good luck with those.

greywar

on Apr 09, 2005

Thats, umm.....pretty foul. Good luck with those.

Thanks baby...

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 09, 2005

Damn you guys are bored.

dharmagrl

on Apr 09, 2005

The things you dudes will do when you're bored....
...altho this does beat the Thule milk challenge and spew fest hands down.

greywar

on Apr 10, 2005

I just want ya to win!

While I appreciate the thought, I ain't playing... I learned long ago to avoid many of the things that strike Colangelo as a good idea... I will point and laugh if they find enough suckers to do it though

chiprj

on Apr 12, 2005

altho this does beat the Thule milk challenge and spew fest hands down

I don't know what the Thule milk challenge is and I'm afraid to google it at work, but I used to say that some things were better than a hot milk enema.

I learned long ago to avoid many of the things that strike Colangelo as a good idea

Reminds me of the post I cut and pasted long ago - The most dangerous things you will ever hear in the Army. Specifically the 1SG line - "Watch this shit..."

"Just keeping up with military courtesy." - Drunkard

Nothing like a little early morning, overenthusiastic military courtesy to start the day!

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