Buried under the shifting sands deep in Iraq lay a relic of a forgotten war... A relic harkening from The Great War... Waiting for an explorer to plumb the Stygian depths of it's slumpering sepulcher... Waiting for... Indiana Colangelo and the Raiders of the Lost Milvan!

     14 foot S&M bullwhip coiled at his side Colangelo and his troop of gullible naive guides defeated the ancient guardian of the reliquary (a rusty 2500 series padlock) and emerged with their age-encrusted prize... a 12.7 mm DSHK 38/46 Heavy Machine Gun... umm... of Doom!

     Summoning the sagelike resources of his trusted collegial colleague (me) we began the delicate rites of resurrection and restoration..

The tools at our disposal were quite primitive :

We pressed on undaunted... (note the schematic I downloaded from the net) finally freeing the gas return tube from the bottom of the barrel:

The oddment you see at the top of the frame is the weapons unusual rotary cylinder feed mechanism (spins like the cylinder of a revolver only with massive bullets) :

 

A second view...

I spy some ancient glyphs etched into the surface of the corrupted eldritch metal...This was a weapon forged in order to beat back the Hun!

The engineering behind this artfact was clearly beyond the capability of the locals, this was made evident by the gorgeous simplicity of the bolt mechanism...

We noted the meticulous labeling of each individual part which I have rendered here for you in inverted color so you may gaze upon it's orderly glory more easily...

The robustness of the firing pin alone suggested a cyclopean theory of mechanical engineering!

The trigger a magnum opus of the smith's craft...

Weary but filled with excitement at the prospect of giving life to this magnificent beast we moved it's entirety to the sanctity of our workshop to begin the long road back to functionality...

If anyone cares (and even if you don't) I will post post restoration pictures later...

 

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on Apr 09, 2005
I want to see them....and by the way that was Colangelo's hand wasnt it? His hairy hand is very recognizable and very hard to miss.
on Apr 09, 2005

Do you think that any of the others will bother?

We do. And thanks!

on Apr 09, 2005
Holy cats, that pin's freakin' HUGE!!!!!

I want to see the post restoration pics too!
on Apr 09, 2005
EL, you focused in on his hand? That's the worst Vince Colangelo crotch shot I've ever seen.

Holy cats, that pin's freakin' HUGE!!!!!


Evidently, some would disagree with me...
on Apr 09, 2005
I make it a point not to focus in on crotch shots. Especially if he was my PSG. Ewww.
on Apr 09, 2005
I'm not very witty tonight, so......Dude.............sweeeeeet.
on Apr 10, 2005

and by the way that was Colangelo's hand wasnt it?

Indeed it was...

I want to see the post restoration pics too!

We got a long way last night, I just wish I had thought to beg for the camera before we had gotten started on the disassembly... getting the bolt fre was a major undertaking...

That's the worst Vince Colangelo crotch shot I've ever seen.

I hesitate to ask but how many have you seen?

I'm not very witty tonight

Well you consistently make it half-way there

 

on Apr 10, 2005
I hesitate to ask but how many have you seen?


About half as many as you, I'd bet.
on Apr 10, 2005

About half as many as you, I'd bet.

Yeah I guess most of the time you were facing the other direction...

on Apr 10, 2005
Oh the witty banter! Brings back the old times...

That weapon is a beauty! So does it join the others in the unit's armoury, or do you get to take it home?
on Apr 11, 2005

Brings back the old times...

I note that you didn't say the good old times...

So does it join the others in the unit's armoury, or do you get to take it home?

We are trying to take it home as a unit trophy...

on Apr 11, 2005
my...what big


Ahh if I had a nickle for every time I have heard that... I'd be well on my way to a bit of dime candy!
on Apr 11, 2005
collegial colleague


colloquially called colangelo's collegial colleague??


there's a way of determining when it was made?
on Apr 11, 2005

there's a way of determining when it was made?

The Soviets stamped it right into the metal... 5th picture (extreme close up) In point of fact our running theory is that the weapon may have been scavenged together from other weapons and reserialized as CA 974. This is supported by numerous hand chisel strike throughs (also seen in pic 5) of other serials on the components...

on Apr 12, 2005
If anyone cares (and even if you don't) I will post post restoration pictures later...


I'd love to see them. I've seen a captured DSHK once, about 8 years ago at a Vietnam War museum in Chicago.
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