A Joke About .01% of the Population Will Get.

This should be on the DLPT

Published on April 7, 2005 By greywar In Humor

From a conversation in a S-3 Shop:

1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE?

Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE.

1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE!

Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag).

P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study for a year at DLI, then learn SKATS and blunt forms at Goodfellow Air Force Base (might be worth it, who knows?).

Comments (Page 1)

Estrogen Lass

on Apr 07, 2005

Stupid linguists.

chiprj

on Apr 07, 2005

I can dig it. And it had me laughing in the office.

JillUser

on Apr 07, 2005

I feel safe in my assumption that it isn't worth joining the Army for

pseudosoldier

on Apr 07, 2005

I feel safe in my assumption that it isn't worth joining the Army for

Ooh, burn dude! Burn!

I plan on asking SPC Egregious/SPC Backster/SPC whoever tomorrow.

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 07, 2005

I feel safe in my assumption that it isn't worth joining the Army for

Not as a korean linguist it's not.......funny though.

LD VT CU MEF LA KIK KU GA WSF KTU FT MH MEFJ KU MA KNL JEU

ParaTed2k

on Apr 07, 2005

What I thought about your little joke it trigraphed here for your edification:

WEJWP POLWO PWOPQ CIKLL VYDOS AIWKB QPLNV ZEIOA ALNIW JKWKQ

Just thought you'd like to know! ;~D

ParaTed2k

on Apr 07, 2005

What I thought about your little joke I trigraphed here for your edification:

WEJWP POLWO PWOPQ CIKLL VYDOS AIWKB QPLNV ZEIOA ALNIW JKWKQ

Just thought you'd like to know! ;~D

Spc Nobody Special

on Apr 07, 2005

WEJWP POLWO PWOPQ CIKLL VYDOS AIWKB QPLNV ZEIOA ALNIW JKWKQ

GGUW KDV PPTL LEGG FTU?

grumpy

on Apr 07, 2005

WTF? you have to know korean first, SNBS.

island_gurl12

on Apr 07, 2005

Beuh, i'm part of the 99.99% of the population who wont get this

island_gurl12

on Apr 07, 2005

Beuh, i'm part of the 99.99% of the population who wont get this

island_gurl12

on Apr 07, 2005

oops double post...

Sturgee

on Apr 08, 2005

Grey,

We'll forgive the grammar and spelling....this time... j/k.

That is pretty funny. Can't believe that I can still read that crap pretty comfortably after all these years... and the cat should be insulted....

lifehappens

on Apr 14, 2005

I knew there was a reason I should be disappointed to rock out........

AirmanInKorea

on May 03, 2005

I told your joke to the ROKAF guys I work with. They enjoyed it a lot. Here's another funny Korean story for you-

KTBB KTF FEV KTU 'DLI' KTU GT KH VU GTF GAUK FUM KDF PTM GUM GU LEF BAK KEF GA PH FT MH MEFJ KU ME GSGG KT KN. PTM GUM JH KTU GTF GAUK KDF LN GUV KTU KAEGG LA 'GUW OEV OEU PU WA VE' LA MEV JEUGG KT KN. GTF GEUK KDF LEW PE LU KHG LA JEUGG LA KSK KT VA 'Look at the FUCKING page!' VE LA MEV JEUGG KT KN!

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