greywar's Articles In Humor
April 20, 2004 by greywar
Which Penny Arcade character are you? Link This is an easy one as there are really only 2 option unless you want to do more research into the comic strip yourselves…. But I personally am…..
April 20, 2004 by greywar
Which Penny Arcade character are you? Link This is an easy one as there are really only 2 option unless you want to do more research into the comic strip yourselves…. But I personally am…..
July 10, 2004 by greywar
     A few minutes ago SSG Eclectic Music calls up. The conversation went something like this.   Me: "Hello?" (tentative as I thought this call would probably result in my guarding something.) Eclectic : "Yeah, I got a question... Spleen?" Me: "" (mental gearbox is just grinding away to no purpose here... did he want to know if I was ill?) Me : "Oh! you mean SGT Spleen? Thats just SGT ***" (finally figuring out that he just wanted to know the real identi...
July 10, 2004 by greywar
     A few minutes ago SSG Eclectic Music calls up. The conversation went something like this.   Me: "Hello?" (tentative as I thought this call would probably result in my guarding something.) Eclectic : "Yeah, I got a question... Spleen?" Me: "" (mental gearbox is just grinding away to no purpose here... did he want to know if I was ill?) Me : "Oh! you mean SGT Spleen? Thats just SGT ***" (finally figuring out that he just wanted to know the real identi...
July 20, 2004 by greywar
            All this weekend (a long one for our platoon) I had exactly nothing I wished to post about. Just couldn¡¯t muster a strong enough emotion to write about. I knew I could count on work to provide me with something but I just didn¡¯t count on it being as early as 0630!             Some of you out there know that our current First Sergeant ( SFC Manatee ) is not exa...
July 20, 2004 by greywar
            All this weekend (a long one for our platoon) I had exactly nothing I wished to post about. Just couldn¡¯t muster a strong enough emotion to write about. I knew I could count on work to provide me with something but I just didn¡¯t count on it being as early as 0630!             Some of you out there know that our current First Sergeant ( SFC Manatee ) is not exa...
July 13, 2004 by greywar
This just needed a post of it's own so that all could bask in it's glory.      On this thread Estrogen Lass said : It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the w...
July 13, 2004 by greywar
This just needed a post of it's own so that all could bask in it's glory.      On this thread Estrogen Lass said : It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the w...
July 9, 2004 by greywar
     After saluting Old Glory (naval connotations apropos for this article) at the end of day formation I made my way through the scorching Texas sun down to the post shoppette to procure the weekends liquid diet. While I stood in front of the beer cooler holding my 2 Liter bottle of Jack Daniels and a 6 pack of Shiner bock I noticed that the outrageously popular "Masculine or Feminine Drink" article Pseudo and I had written a while back was lacking. SGT Hworang w...
July 9, 2004 by greywar
     After saluting Old Glory (naval connotations apropos for this article) at the end of day formation I made my way through the scorching Texas sun down to the post shoppette to procure the weekends liquid diet. While I stood in front of the beer cooler holding my 2 Liter bottle of Jack Daniels and a 6 pack of Shiner bock I noticed that the outrageously popular "Masculine or Feminine Drink" article Pseudo and I had written a while back was lacking. SGT Hworang w...
July 3, 2004 by greywar
I firmly believe that Broccoli Cheese Soup when mixed with chunks of BauernBrot Bread is so good that it can actually overcome the soul damage caused by a Pact With Satan .
July 3, 2004 by greywar
I firmly believe that Broccoli Cheese Soup when mixed with chunks of BauernBrot Bread is so good that it can actually overcome the soul damage caused by a Pact With Satan .
November 13, 2004 by greywar
November 13, 2004 by greywar
November 13, 2004 by greywar
     An writers perspective on the behind the scenes "action" that went into The Revenge of the Sith. Excerpt :   He bursts into laughter. "Ohhhhh. Okay, right. The 'script,'" he chuckles, making little quotey gestures with his fingers. I interpret these to be an olive branch of friendship and once again try to shake one of his quote-making hands, with little success. " I've been trying to make the bottom two inches of Darth Vader's cape look wrinkled for...