greywar's Articles In Humor
March 28, 2007 by greywar
    I have no idea who authored the original... I still like it though... *Update: SSG Geezer has pointed out that it looks like Mark Baker is the name in the lower corner of the 1st panel.  
March 28, 2007 by greywar
    I have no idea who authored the original... I still like it though... *Update: SSG Geezer has pointed out that it looks like Mark Baker is the name in the lower corner of the 1st panel.  
February 1, 2006 by greywar
I liked this line James Lileks latest Screedblog so well I am giving it it's own post:   Men of the West! We Stand Today For Glory and Freedom and Mead!  
February 1, 2006 by greywar
I liked this line James Lileks latest Screedblog so well I am giving it it's own post:   Men of the West! We Stand Today For Glory and Freedom and Mead!  
November 16, 2005 by greywar
*Update : Wow you guys were brutal with this avatar. I thought I might get a couple of responses and use them as a gentle elbow to the ribs of my friend but you all have given him a collective mushroom stamp... still I suppose he won't mind too much... I mean he once used a picture of himself with a Tinkerbell doll as his home page picture. Is this picture :   A. Frighteningly Gay B. Powerfully Gay C. Amazingly Gay D. All of the Above   I am sure that the g...
November 16, 2005 by greywar
*Update : Wow you guys were brutal with this avatar. I thought I might get a couple of responses and use them as a gentle elbow to the ribs of my friend but you all have given him a collective mushroom stamp... still I suppose he won't mind too much... I mean he once used a picture of himself with a Tinkerbell doll as his home page picture. Is this picture :   A. Frighteningly Gay B. Powerfully Gay C. Amazingly Gay D. All of the Above   I am sure that the g...
October 21, 2005 by greywar
We're the seven drunken pirates... We've the seven deadly sins....     I dare ya...
October 21, 2005 by greywar
We're the seven drunken pirates... We've the seven deadly sins....     I dare ya...
October 3, 2005 by greywar
Just went and cleaned out my AKO (Army Knowledge Online) email account and found this :   The U.S. Army Enlisted Records and Evaluation Center (EREC) Staff wish to congratulate you on your promotion to Staff Sergeant. You need to take steps now for your next promotion.        The funny part here is that I have been flagged for non-promotability due to being a fat bastard for oh lets say going on 2 years now. I in fact reminded our company many an...
October 3, 2005 by greywar
Just went and cleaned out my AKO (Army Knowledge Online) email account and found this :   The U.S. Army Enlisted Records and Evaluation Center (EREC) Staff wish to congratulate you on your promotion to Staff Sergeant. You need to take steps now for your next promotion.        The funny part here is that I have been flagged for non-promotability due to being a fat bastard for oh lets say going on 2 years now. I in fact reminded our company many an...
September 17, 2005 by greywar
Quote of the week :   (While testing a tactical radio inside an active army barracks with Navy Seals)   Navy Seal : “ What’s the deal with all these army guys out here painting the rocks? ”   (Simultaneously)   Army Lieutenant Colonel : “That’s what you have soldiers do when you don’t have anything scheduled for them.”   Greywar : “That’s a sure sign that a fucking moron is in charge here.”     The look ...
September 17, 2005 by greywar
Quote of the week :   (While testing a tactical radio inside an active army barracks with Navy Seals)   Navy Seal : “ What’s the deal with all these army guys out here painting the rocks? ”   (Simultaneously)   Army Lieutenant Colonel : “That’s what you have soldiers do when you don’t have anything scheduled for them.”   Greywar : “That’s a sure sign that a fucking moron is in charge here.”     The look ...
August 25, 2005 by greywar
Here he is again in all his hirsute glory....  
August 25, 2005 by greywar
Here he is again in all his hirsute glory....  
August 25, 2005 by greywar
For those who have griped that I never post my face here you go...   This is from our shared Yahoo ID Armybums@yahoo.com   He is packpacking across Europe now and I am in AZ.... *Edit - For the record that is NOT Vince Colangelo.