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July 13, 2004 by greywar
This just needed a post of it's own so that all could bask in it's glory.      On this thread Estrogen Lass said : It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the w...
July 13, 2004 by greywar
This just needed a post of it's own so that all could bask in it's glory.      On this thread Estrogen Lass said : It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the w...
July 9, 2004 by greywar
     After saluting Old Glory (naval connotations apropos for this article) at the end of day formation I made my way through the scorching Texas sun down to the post shoppette to procure the weekends liquid diet. While I stood in front of the beer cooler holding my 2 Liter bottle of Jack Daniels and a 6 pack of Shiner bock I noticed that the outrageously popular "Masculine or Feminine Drink" article Pseudo and I had written a while back was lacking. SGT Hworang w...
July 9, 2004 by greywar
     After saluting Old Glory (naval connotations apropos for this article) at the end of day formation I made my way through the scorching Texas sun down to the post shoppette to procure the weekends liquid diet. While I stood in front of the beer cooler holding my 2 Liter bottle of Jack Daniels and a 6 pack of Shiner bock I noticed that the outrageously popular "Masculine or Feminine Drink" article Pseudo and I had written a while back was lacking. SGT Hworang w...
July 20, 2004 by greywar
            All this weekend (a long one for our platoon) I had exactly nothing I wished to post about. Just couldn¡¯t muster a strong enough emotion to write about. I knew I could count on work to provide me with something but I just didn¡¯t count on it being as early as 0630!             Some of you out there know that our current First Sergeant ( SFC Manatee ) is not exa...
July 20, 2004 by greywar
            All this weekend (a long one for our platoon) I had exactly nothing I wished to post about. Just couldn¡¯t muster a strong enough emotion to write about. I knew I could count on work to provide me with something but I just didn¡¯t count on it being as early as 0630!             Some of you out there know that our current First Sergeant ( SFC Manatee ) is not exa...
August 4, 2004 by greywar
Mom (oleteach) has a series of articles up on her blog about her teen years at Catholic Boarding School. Read them now or Be Excommunicated*! Start here , then follow with this and this and this . I (speaking Ex Cathedra so I must be right) declare them to be Insightful and Interesting! Ad majorem Dei gloriam   *Card Carrying Pope ala The Illuminatus Trilogy
August 4, 2004 by greywar
Mom (oleteach) has a series of articles up on her blog about her teen years at Catholic Boarding School. Read them now or Be Excommunicated*! Start here , then follow with this and this and this . I (speaking Ex Cathedra so I must be right) declare them to be Insightful and Interesting! Ad majorem Dei gloriam   *Card Carrying Pope ala The Illuminatus Trilogy
September 1, 2004 by greywar
MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL Normal MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL 1 11 2004-09-01T20:01:00Z 2004-09-01T20:12:00Z 1 15th MI BN (AE) 1 1 9.6926               So the Pokekorean went on afood run to Jason’s Del itoday (mmmm like a fat laden bit of heaven that is…) and made the criticalmistake of leaving his car to walk the 5 yards from his car without putting onhis beret. A man in civilian clothes identified himself as a Sergeant Major andwanted ...
September 1, 2004 by greywar
MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL Normal MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL 1 11 2004-09-01T20:01:00Z 2004-09-01T20:12:00Z 1 15th MI BN (AE) 1 1 9.6926               So the Pokekorean went on afood run to Jason’s Del itoday (mmmm like a fat laden bit of heaven that is…) and made the criticalmistake of leaving his car to walk the 5 yards from his car without putting onhis beret. A man in civilian clothes identified himself as a Sergeant Major andwanted ...
September 1, 2004 by greywar
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September 1, 2004 by greywar
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August 23, 2004 by greywar
     One of my favorite activities is to use the Create-A-Player feature in console sports games to create sports versions of our platoon members. These are of course exaggerated versions of our MI pogue selves but it is amusing (to me at at least). Recently I started this with ESPN NFL 2K5 on a small scale. My preseason team consisted of: Pseudosoldier at center (6'3" 405 lbs very slow yet powerful), SGT Silverback as the Midle Linebacker (7'0" 313 lbs monster), SPC Egregiou...
August 23, 2004 by greywar
     One of my favorite activities is to use the Create-A-Player feature in console sports games to create sports versions of our platoon members. These are of course exaggerated versions of our MI pogue selves but it is amusing (to me at at least). Recently I started this with ESPN NFL 2K5 on a small scale. My preseason team consisted of: Pseudosoldier at center (6'3" 405 lbs very slow yet powerful), SGT Silverback as the Midle Linebacker (7'0" 313 lbs monster), SPC Egregiou...
November 4, 2004 by greywar
Can't get it on NetFlix but I highly recommend Peter Jackson's pre-tolkien work of "art" Meet the Feebles .   (Your mileage may vary and refunds for the damnation of your immortal soul not offered.)