This just needed a post of it's own so that all could bask in it's glory. On this thread Estrogen Lass said : It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the w...
After saluting Old Glory (naval connotations apropos for this article) at the end of day formation I made my way through the scorching Texas sun down to the post shoppette to procure the weekends liquid diet. While I stood in front of the beer cooler holding my 2 Liter bottle of Jack Daniels and a 6 pack of Shiner bock I noticed that the outrageously popular "Masculine or Feminine Drink" article Pseudo and I had written a while back was lacking. SGT Hworang w...
All this weekend (a long one for our platoon) I had exactly nothing I wished to post about. Just couldn¡¯t muster a strong enough emotion to write about. I knew I could count on work to provide me with something but I just didn¡¯t count on it being as early as 0630! Some of you out there know that our current First Sergeant ( SFC Manatee ) is not exa...
Mom (oleteach) has a series of articles up on her blog about her teen years at Catholic Boarding School. Read them now or Be Excommunicated*! Start here , then follow with this and this and this . I (speaking Ex Cathedra so I must be right) declare them to be Insightful and Interesting! Ad majorem Dei gloriam *Card Carrying Pope ala The Illuminatus Trilogy
MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL Normal MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL 1 11 2004-09-01T20:01:00Z 2004-09-01T20:12:00Z 1 15th MI BN (AE) 1 1 9.6926 So the Pokekorean went on afood run to Jason’s Del itoday (mmmm like a fat laden bit of heaven that is…) and made the criticalmistake of leaving his car to walk the 5 yards from his car without putting onhis beret. A man in civilian clothes identified himself as a Sergeant Major andwanted ...
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One of my favorite activities is to use the Create-A-Player feature in console sports games to create sports versions of our platoon members. These are of course exaggerated versions of our MI pogue selves but it is amusing (to me at at least). Recently I started this with ESPN NFL 2K5 on a small scale. My preseason team consisted of: Pseudosoldier at center (6'3" 405 lbs very slow yet powerful), SGT Silverback as the Midle Linebacker (7'0" 313 lbs monster), SPC Egregiou...
Can't get it on NetFlix but I highly recommend Peter Jackson's pre-tolkien work of "art" Meet the Feebles . (Your mileage may vary and refunds for the damnation of your immortal soul not offered.)
Just went and cleaned out my AKO (Army Knowledge Online) email account and found this : The U.S. Army Enlisted Records and Evaluation Center (EREC) Staff wish to congratulate you on your promotion to Staff Sergeant. You need to take steps now for your next promotion. The funny part here is that I have been flagged for non-promotability due to being a fat bastard for oh lets say going on 2 years now. I in fact reminded our company many an...
Quote of the week : (While testing a tactical radio inside an active army barracks with Navy Seals) Navy Seal : “ What’s the deal with all these army guys out here painting the rocks? ” (Simultaneously) Army Lieutenant Colonel : “That’s what you have soldiers do when you don’t have anything scheduled for them.” Greywar : “That’s a sure sign that a fucking moron is in charge here.” The look ...
Here he is again in all his hirsute glory....
For those who have griped that I never post my face here you go... This is from our shared Yahoo ID Armybums@yahoo.com He is packpacking across Europe now and I am in AZ.... *Edit - For the record that is NOT Vince Colangelo.
Really this is just an excuse to post photos of the coffe mugh my wife (EL) bought me... And of course it wouldn't be complete without a picture of me drinking from it so.... And just because this article should have 4 pictures here is a picture of my ex-roomie SPC Egregious... Yes thats camo on his face friends...
Written by Vince Calangelo during the same late night mission asGuardrail Day: JulietJamie Normal JulietJamie 1 11 2005-08-14T16:19:00Z 2005-08-14T16:30:00Z 1 248 1414 U S ARMY 11 3 1659 10.4219 Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Written by Vince Calangelo duringthe same late night mission as Guardrail Day : To give a shit, or not –that is the question: Whet...
(Leaving Texas in 2 days... I will miss you guys) Guardrail Day Collsup : What’s he that wishes so? My Battalion Commander? No, my fair cousin; If we are mark’d for detail, we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour...