This just needed a post of it's own so that all could bask in it's glory.      On this thread Estrogen Lass said : It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the w...

     After saluting Old Glory (naval connotations apropos for this article) at the end of day formation I made my way through the scorching Texas sun down to the post shoppette to procure the weekends liquid diet. While I stood in front of the beer cooler holding my 2 Liter bottle of Jack Daniels and a 6 pack of Shiner bock I noticed that the outrageously popular "Masculine or Feminine Drink" article Pseudo and I had written a while back was lacking. SGT Hworang w...

            All this weekend (a long one for our platoon) I had exactly nothing I wished to post about. Just couldn¡¯t muster a strong enough emotion to write about. I knew I could count on work to provide me with something but I just didn¡¯t count on it being as early as 0630!             Some of you out there know that our current First Sergeant ( SFC Manatee ) is not exa...

Mom (oleteach) has a series of articles up on her blog about her teen years at Catholic Boarding School. Read them now or Be Excommunicated*! Start here , then follow with this and this and this . I (speaking Ex Cathedra so I must be right) declare them to be Insightful and Interesting! Ad majorem Dei gloriam   *Card Carrying Pope ala The Illuminatus Trilogy

MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL Normal MICHAEL.RICHARD.TAYL 1 11 2004-09-01T20:01:00Z 2004-09-01T20:12:00Z 1 15th MI BN (AE) 1 1 9.6926               So the Pokekorean went on afood run to Jason’s Del itoday (mmmm like a fat laden bit of heaven that is…) and made the criticalmistake of leaving his car to walk the 5 yards from his car without putting onhis beret. A man in civilian clothes identified himself as a Sergeant Major andwanted ...

     One of my favorite activities is to use the Create-A-Player feature in console sports games to create sports versions of our platoon members. These are of course exaggerated versions of our MI pogue selves but it is amusing (to me at at least). Recently I started this with ESPN NFL 2K5 on a small scale. My preseason team consisted of: Pseudosoldier at center (6'3" 405 lbs very slow yet powerful), SGT Silverback as the Midle Linebacker (7'0" 313 lbs monster), SPC Egregiou...

Can't get it on NetFlix but I highly recommend Peter Jackson's pre-tolkien work of "art" Meet the Feebles .   (Your mileage may vary and refunds for the damnation of your immortal soul not offered.)

      With the recent discovery of "hobbitz" in New Zealand Peter Jackson simply can't be stopped! Fanboys rejoice with the first leaks from LOTR IV! (from pointlesswasteoftime.com ) Excerpt from a stolen script:   VOICEOVER And in the land of the Hobbits a new era has also come to pass. The legendary Bilbo Baggins, having spent a decade in the Grey Havens, finally succumbed to a mortal case of Hobbit Rot. Open on a banner, spread...

     An writers perspective on the behind the scenes "action" that went into The Revenge of the Sith. Excerpt :   He bursts into laughter. "Ohhhhh. Okay, right. The 'script,'" he chuckles, making little quotey gestures with his fingers. I interpret these to be an olive branch of friendship and once again try to shake one of his quote-making hands, with little success. " I've been trying to make the bottom two inches of Darth Vader's cape look wrinkled for...

     3 Simple words that when strung together make me feel like I have won the lottery. Sure it is only and hour and a hlaf of extra time but since I have duty this weekend it makes all the difference! Viva La Sloth!

     While I was reading this thread over at PWOT regarding how long various forum members can go without porn (the dicussion is amazing just go read it ) one of the guys there linked to this video (yes safe for work) from the odd folks over at XXXChurch.com.   Laugh out loud funny if you ask me (both the video and the forum discussion).

During our unit’s last go round at this Mission thing, one of our hired hands brought this little gem into work      During our unit’s last go round at this Mission thing, one of our hired hands brought this little gem into work. As far as I know it remains un-attributed to any author. Probably better that way.     The Creed of the Specialist            No one gets away with ...

     Well Hanja kept saying that he was going to write this but since he is way too slow... (The following is a reconstruction of partial memories and other peoples accounts).      No shit there I was... Sitting at my usual stool at The Companion  and drinking Thunderfucks. It may in fact have been a pig party night but I sure as hell don't remember. At some point deep in my cups the autopilot function engaged and I did my usual disappearing a...