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November 13, 2004 by greywar
November 13, 2004 by greywar
November 13, 2004 by greywar
     An writers perspective on the behind the scenes "action" that went into The Revenge of the Sith. Excerpt :   He bursts into laughter. "Ohhhhh. Okay, right. The 'script,'" he chuckles, making little quotey gestures with his fingers. I interpret these to be an olive branch of friendship and once again try to shake one of his quote-making hands, with little success. " I've been trying to make the bottom two inches of Darth Vader's cape look wrinkled for...
November 13, 2004 by greywar
     An writers perspective on the behind the scenes "action" that went into The Revenge of the Sith. Excerpt :   He bursts into laughter. "Ohhhhh. Okay, right. The 'script,'" he chuckles, making little quotey gestures with his fingers. I interpret these to be an olive branch of friendship and once again try to shake one of his quote-making hands, with little success. " I've been trying to make the bottom two inches of Darth Vader's cape look wrinkled for...
November 4, 2004 by greywar
      With the recent discovery of "hobbitz" in New Zealand Peter Jackson simply can't be stopped! Fanboys rejoice with the first leaks from LOTR IV! (from pointlesswasteoftime.com ) Excerpt from a stolen script:   VOICEOVER And in the land of the Hobbits a new era has also come to pass. The legendary Bilbo Baggins, having spent a decade in the Grey Havens, finally succumbed to a mortal case of Hobbit Rot. Open on a banner, spread...
November 4, 2004 by greywar
      With the recent discovery of "hobbitz" in New Zealand Peter Jackson simply can't be stopped! Fanboys rejoice with the first leaks from LOTR IV! (from pointlesswasteoftime.com ) Excerpt from a stolen script:   VOICEOVER And in the land of the Hobbits a new era has also come to pass. The legendary Bilbo Baggins, having spent a decade in the Grey Havens, finally succumbed to a mortal case of Hobbit Rot. Open on a banner, spread...
August 25, 2005 by greywar
For those who have griped that I never post my face here you go...   This is from our shared Yahoo ID Armybums@yahoo.com   He is packpacking across Europe now and I am in AZ.... *Edit - For the record that is NOT Vince Colangelo.
August 25, 2005 by greywar
For those who have griped that I never post my face here you go...   This is from our shared Yahoo ID Armybums@yahoo.com   He is packpacking across Europe now and I am in AZ.... *Edit - For the record that is NOT Vince Colangelo.
August 25, 2005 by greywar
Really this is just an excuse to post photos of the coffe mugh my wife (EL) bought me... And of course it wouldn't be complete without a picture of me drinking from it so....     And just because this article should have 4 pictures here is a picture of my ex-roomie SPC Egregious...     Yes thats camo on his face friends...
August 25, 2005 by greywar
Really this is just an excuse to post photos of the coffe mugh my wife (EL) bought me... And of course it wouldn't be complete without a picture of me drinking from it so....     And just because this article should have 4 pictures here is a picture of my ex-roomie SPC Egregious...     Yes thats camo on his face friends...
August 14, 2005 by greywar
Written by Vince Calangelo during the same late night mission asGuardrail Day: JulietJamie Normal JulietJamie 1 11 2005-08-14T16:19:00Z 2005-08-14T16:30:00Z 1 248 1414 U S ARMY 11 3 1659 10.4219 Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Written by Vince Calangelo duringthe same late night mission as Guardrail Day :     To give a shit, or not –that is the question: Whet...
August 14, 2005 by greywar
Written by Vince Calangelo during the same late night mission asGuardrail Day: JulietJamie Normal JulietJamie 1 11 2005-08-14T16:19:00Z 2005-08-14T16:30:00Z 1 248 1414 U S ARMY 11 3 1659 10.4219 Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Written by Vince Calangelo duringthe same late night mission as Guardrail Day :     To give a shit, or not –that is the question: Whet...
August 3, 2005 by greywar
(Leaving Texas in 2 days... I will miss you guys)   Guardrail Day   Collsup : What’s he that wishes so?         My Battalion Commander? No, my fair cousin;         If we are mark’d for detail, we are enow         To do our country loss; and if to live,         The fewer men, the greater share of honour...
August 3, 2005 by greywar
(Leaving Texas in 2 days... I will miss you guys)   Guardrail Day   Collsup : What’s he that wishes so?         My Battalion Commander? No, my fair cousin;         If we are mark’d for detail, we are enow         To do our country loss; and if to live,         The fewer men, the greater share of honour...
April 9, 2005 by greywar
    PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!"     Me: ...     Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!"    Me: ...      For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...