PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!" Me: ... Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!" Me: ... For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...
PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!" Me: ... Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!" Me: ... For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...
From a conversation in a S-3 Shop: 1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE? Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE. 1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE! Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag). P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study...
From a conversation in a S-3 Shop: 1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE? Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE. 1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE! Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag). P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study...
Jesus Shaves "And what does one do on the fourteenth of July? Does one celebrate Bastille Day?" It was my second month of French class, and the teacher was leading us in an exercise designed to promote the use of one, our latest personal pronoun. "Might one sing on Bastille Day?" she asked. "Might one dance in the street? Somebody give me an answer." Printed in our textbooks was a list of major holidays alongside a scattered arrangement of photo...
Jesus Shaves "And what does one do on the fourteenth of July? Does one celebrate Bastille Day?" It was my second month of French class, and the teacher was leading us in an exercise designed to promote the use of one, our latest personal pronoun. "Might one sing on Bastille Day?" she asked. "Might one dance in the street? Somebody give me an answer." Printed in our textbooks was a list of major holidays alongside a scattered arrangement of photo...
You might be Military Intelligence if : You don’t know the maximum effective range of an M-16 but you know exactly how much damage a two-handed sword does to Giant Size Target under 3 rd edition rules. Soldiers come to you with broken computers and radios as though you were the only Shaman in the tribe with the secret to making Fire… A “road march” is when you have to walk 2 blocks to the shoppette for more beer… You’ve never been to Ranger s...
You might be Military Intelligence if : You don’t know the maximum effective range of an M-16 but you know exactly how much damage a two-handed sword does to Giant Size Target under 3 rd edition rules. Soldiers come to you with broken computers and radios as though you were the only Shaman in the tribe with the secret to making Fire… A “road march” is when you have to walk 2 blocks to the shoppette for more beer… You’ve never been to Ranger s...
From the NCO who brought you "Where's Israel?" now comes.... What’s that smell? I hope it's not in my box!
From the NCO who brought you "Where's Israel?" now comes.... What’s that smell? I hope it's not in my box!
(This joke is pretty far "inside" but oh well...)
(This joke is pretty far "inside" but oh well...)
Two minutes ago from my co-worker a 98C Intelligence Analyst with almost 4 years in the field, she holds a TS/SCI clearance and is a Non-commissioned Officer: "Where's Israel?" Standards? Not here. Excuse me while I slam my head into a wall for a bit.
Two minutes ago from my co-worker a 98C Intelligence Analyst with almost 4 years in the field, she holds a TS/SCI clearance and is a Non-commissioned Officer: "Where's Israel?" Standards? Not here. Excuse me while I slam my head into a wall for a bit.
Jihadprints in the Sand One night a shahid had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Allah. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. During each scene he saw two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him and the other to Allah. However, during the last, most desperate scene, he saw there was only one set of footprints. This troubled him and he turned to Allah and said, "Allah! You swore that once I decided to follow you, you would never leave me. W...