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August 25, 2005 by greywar
For those who have griped that I never post my face here you go...   This is from our shared Yahoo ID Armybums@yahoo.com   He is packpacking across Europe now and I am in AZ.... *Edit - For the record that is NOT Vince Colangelo.
August 25, 2005 by greywar
For those who have griped that I never post my face here you go...   This is from our shared Yahoo ID Armybums@yahoo.com   He is packpacking across Europe now and I am in AZ.... *Edit - For the record that is NOT Vince Colangelo.
August 25, 2005 by greywar
Really this is just an excuse to post photos of the coffe mugh my wife (EL) bought me... And of course it wouldn't be complete without a picture of me drinking from it so....     And just because this article should have 4 pictures here is a picture of my ex-roomie SPC Egregious...     Yes thats camo on his face friends...
August 25, 2005 by greywar
Really this is just an excuse to post photos of the coffe mugh my wife (EL) bought me... And of course it wouldn't be complete without a picture of me drinking from it so....     And just because this article should have 4 pictures here is a picture of my ex-roomie SPC Egregious...     Yes thats camo on his face friends...
August 14, 2005 by greywar
Written by Vince Calangelo during the same late night mission asGuardrail Day: JulietJamie Normal JulietJamie 1 11 2005-08-14T16:19:00Z 2005-08-14T16:30:00Z 1 248 1414 U S ARMY 11 3 1659 10.4219 Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Written by Vince Calangelo duringthe same late night mission as Guardrail Day :     To give a shit, or not –that is the question: Whet...
August 14, 2005 by greywar
Written by Vince Calangelo during the same late night mission asGuardrail Day: JulietJamie Normal JulietJamie 1 11 2005-08-14T16:19:00Z 2005-08-14T16:30:00Z 1 248 1414 U S ARMY 11 3 1659 10.4219 Clean Clean MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 Written by Vince Calangelo duringthe same late night mission as Guardrail Day :     To give a shit, or not –that is the question: Whet...
August 3, 2005 by greywar
(Leaving Texas in 2 days... I will miss you guys)   Guardrail Day   Collsup : What’s he that wishes so?         My Battalion Commander? No, my fair cousin;         If we are mark’d for detail, we are enow         To do our country loss; and if to live,         The fewer men, the greater share of honour...
August 3, 2005 by greywar
(Leaving Texas in 2 days... I will miss you guys)   Guardrail Day   Collsup : What’s he that wishes so?         My Battalion Commander? No, my fair cousin;         If we are mark’d for detail, we are enow         To do our country loss; and if to live,         The fewer men, the greater share of honour...
April 9, 2005 by greywar
    PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!"     Me: ...     Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!"    Me: ...      For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...
April 9, 2005 by greywar
    PV2 Drunkard : "I mean urine is sterile, no bacteria or anything! Urine is just wholesome!"     Me: ...     Drunkard : "Then we could do enema races! You know, some money in a pool and the last one to shit themself takes all!"    Me: ...      For the record, Colangelo (he says I was spelling it wrong before), was all for the enema races and I had at least 4 people ask me if...
April 7, 2005 by greywar
From a conversation in a S-3 Shop: 1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE?   Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE.   1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE!   Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag).   P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study...
April 7, 2005 by greywar
From a conversation in a S-3 Shop: 1SG Carpenter: LT KEL FEUM GEU MH GTF FEUM GEU KUF LE?   Greywar : BEU BEU PEK KU BE.   1SG Carpenter : KI, LA KIK KU GA WSF LEZ KDF LTG KU BE!   Trust me it’s funny if you both speak Korean and can read SKATS. (Chiprj, feel free to correct my spelling/grammar and I will feel free to call you an anal retentive linguistic toolbag).   P.S. If you want to know what it say just enlist in the Army, study...
March 28, 2005 by greywar
Jesus Shaves "And what does one do on the fourteenth of July? Does one celebrate Bastille Day?" It was my second month of French class, and the teacher was leading us in an exercise designed to promote the use of one, our latest personal pronoun. "Might one sing on Bastille Day?" she asked. "Might one dance in the street? Somebody give me an answer." Printed in our textbooks was a list of major holidays alongside a scattered arrangement of photo...
March 28, 2005 by greywar
Jesus Shaves "And what does one do on the fourteenth of July? Does one celebrate Bastille Day?" It was my second month of French class, and the teacher was leading us in an exercise designed to promote the use of one, our latest personal pronoun. "Might one sing on Bastille Day?" she asked. "Might one dance in the street? Somebody give me an answer." Printed in our textbooks was a list of major holidays alongside a scattered arrangement of photo...
March 28, 2005 by greywar
You might be Military Intelligence if :   You don’t know the maximum effective range of an M-16 but you know exactly how much damage a two-handed sword does to Giant Size Target under 3 rd edition rules.   Soldiers come to you with broken computers and radios as though you were the only Shaman in the tribe with the secret to making Fire…   A “road march” is when you have to walk 2 blocks to the shoppette for more beer…   You’ve never been to Ranger s...