So the Pokekorean went on a food run to Jason’s Deli today (mmmm like a fat laden bit of heaven that is…) and made the critical mistake of leaving his car to walk the 5 yards from his car without putting on his beret. A man in civilian clothes identified himself as a Sergeant Major and wanted Pokekorean to explain why he didn’t have his damn hat on.

          Poke’s response? To babble in pseudo-Chinese. This is odd due to the fact that he doesn’t speak any Chinese whatsoever and is perfectly fluent in Korean (unless he is thinking about Smallville). While this tactic was effective in that he didn’t have to explain himself to the bewildered CSM it probably made this already anal-retentive jackass (the CSM not Poke although he is pretty anal too) into an even more anal racist who thinks that the “damn heathen Chinee can’t be bothered to learn English!”. At least the food was hot though….