Today I have the luxury of staying home and doing a bit of homework for the team's presentation for GEN 300 (read : You are old and need help to come back to school class) and I will also be playing in a No Limit Hold'em tournament online as I work. Wish me luck (or ill if you are from the Muggaz camp). Oh and in case you forgot : "We've been treated to some astonishingly vile images over the last two weeks: Office workers hurling themselves in...
Sorry about my prolonged absence fromt he 'sphere but this holiday season brought some sort of killer flu virus with it that EL and I have been fighting off along with a large chunk of the Southwest. I will post a bit more later... in the meantime have a quote that won't make into Bartlett's : "You f*cking Jew b@stard." -- Hillary Clinton to political operative Paul Fray. This was revealed in "State of a Union: Inside the Complex Marriage of Bill and Hill...
Every time you cook this a vegan get kicked in the nuts,a hippie cries, a cardiologist puts a down payment on a Porsche, and Dennis Kucinich loses his favorite flying saucer shaped bong... Enjoy Hateful Right-Wing Capitalist Pig Pasta Start with one package of salt pork (you heard me.. salt pork, fat back, pork bellies or whatever they call em in your neck of the woods and not bacon... go for the gusto here) Cut the pork into 1/4-12 inch squares (it is not ...
As the title so craftily implies EL and I are headed to Las Vegas for a very belated honeymoon. We will endeavor to eat, drink, and be merry in as many places as possible out there and I will report back to you so that you may live vicariously through us. Ah glamour blogging....
(No not in a job/money sort of way) I just made my first successful loaf of homemade from scratch bread. Came out so well that I took a picture of it (much to my wife's amusement). And yes I *am* Susi-goddamned-homemaker thank you very much! The loaf attempted previous to this one had a few issues and was not very photgenic. Tasted alright though (if you like a sort of whole wheat maple cake with a wierd corn bread consistency that is). ...
For those who care to know I am employed again as of Monday! It is just a short term thing but it pays fairly well and could turn into something more permanent... I am pretty stoked just to be useful again!
*the 7th edit is the charm apparently Well folks my 13 year detour from normal life has come full circle and dropped me off back on the main road just a few miles from where I started. I am jobless, newly married, and have no college degree. I don’t want to give the impression that the Army was a bad thing for me by any means. The Army gave me the ...
Hello folks Yes I am still alive. The vaunted Iraqi insurgency didn't manage to get that lucky mortar round in after all (pause to moon the Jaysh Al-Mahdi et al...) I am not back in the states yet but I am getting a bit closer. Right now we are at an unnamed staging area trying to get our trucks clean enough to pass the customs inspection to alllow them back into the U.S. The thng is that every time we go to the washrack (picture an industri...
Just came in from setting up the reception for the change of command we have here today. It is 106 degrees under the shade of the gazebo and somewhat hotter than that outside of the gazebo. Me and another guy who has been in the Army almost as long as I have laid out the buns, salad, near beer, and other sundry items so that everyone can pretend that the ceremony is for the soldiers (who hate these things) after the officers get done stroking each other of...
While the title pretty much says it all but I really can't emphasize the differences between the Russian version of "everything she said" and the English enough! Kazaa for the Russian video if you are interested.
Ever had a job that drove you to reach for the brass ring ? I have one. The difference is that my brass ring is made of something that even the likes of Michio Kaku are hard pressed to understand much less master. I am not an idiot but I am no Michio Kaku either. Despite the obviousness of such an observation most of me co-workers are in fact convinced that I was born with the ability to see the electomagnetic spectrum and play with it's eddies...
A word of caution : When in Jotunheim, don't drink on a dare.
Had a fairly shitty morning today (smoked myself every 12 hours this week....then had a surprise PT test... you know even when it is not for the record doing poorly bums me out.... even when I have an excuse) but it was all better because KLFX played Pantera's Walk on the way home. BTW Walk was RVD's theme back in his ECW days.... He should have stuck with it. P.S. I appreciate SGT New-age Hippie's attempts to cheer me up this morning... I was just being a...
"Marcus Anulus Victimus had a dream that was MOPS, Pseudoimo.... and this is not it!!! This is not it!!!" &nbs...
I have been gone a long time and when I went here to see these pics ... Well I won't lie.. I cried like a little bitch. Man I miss it. A sample.. Waiting "patiently" for a Thunderfuck (its a drink I assure you) if pic is broken click here . Got my Thunderfuck! Broken? Click here. No that is not me...