Published on May 22, 2004 By greywar In Humor

Jointly written with Pseudosoldier.

Would you classify the following drinks as masculine, feminine, both or neither:

Beer (Be it MGD, Killian's, Shiner Bock, or what have you.... = obviously masculine
Black Russian = Masculine but academic
Cape Cod = Feminine all the way yet tasty!
Screwdriver = Feminine!
Vodka, straight = Masculine, must be drunk while singing the old soviet national anthem (the new Russian one has no panache)
White Russian = Very feminine
Wine = Neither but definately effete or academic

 

The questions were posed by Pseudosoldier and answered by me so all blame is mine and all credit is his.

 


Comments (Page 4)
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on May 24, 2004
yall just made me think of a former ww2 sgt i used to work with who told me he temporarily lost two stripes once for his part in 'extending' a nearly depleted booze supply with something they 'brewed' using vegetables and some kinda fuel
on May 25, 2004
The Camel lived in my closet... just FYI
on May 25, 2004
The Camel lived in my closet

jeez i just noticed you capped the 'c' in camel.

sorry but i gotta ask..did it finally come out of the closet?
on May 25, 2004
King

Jess

on May 26, 2004
In Arq's caseI think it is still a "latent" Camel
on May 26, 2004
one hump? or two?
on May 26, 2004
Monobrow update: last night he added Kahlua and Rum to a Burger King chocolate shake...
What about plum wine?
on May 26, 2004
forsake the giley sliwovitz
the claw that scrapes
the mouth that gapes
and drink instead whats made of grapes

with apologies to lewis carrol
on May 26, 2004

Monobrow update: last night he added Kahlua and Rum to a Burger King chocolate shake...


Are you fucking kidding me?  Is this guy married?  And does he really have a monobrow?


You know, I want to see a pic of him, so I can verify for myself.

on May 26, 2004
Oh...he has a monobrow alright.....and it aint pretty.
He's tried waxing before but I guess he wasnt metrosexual enough to pursue his every other day waxing.
on May 26, 2004
My god, he sounds like he has fur......is this the same dude that got his face broken when he and greywar fell off the balcony?  Or is this another ape-like acquaintance?
on May 26, 2004
He's not very ape-like, and he *is* married. Very much so. I can't speak to the number of times that he has drunkenly wrestled with greywar, but I'm fairly certain that they never did on a balcony.
As for the Monobrow thing, he had it waxed right before he went to the WWLC. He has been touching it up since then, tweazing it himself. I think he's afraid that waxing it again would lead to those embarassing red marks on his face. I kinda wanted to give him a different pseudonym, but greywar has naming rights if he gets to them first.
on May 26, 2004

My bad, I got the two confused....


What's WWLC?  And what would your pseudonym have been?


Sorry, I'm just really curious...!

on May 27, 2004
WWLC = WorldWide Language Competition. greywar did a couple of articles about it. You probably just didn't recognize the acronym (you're only Air Force by marriage, after all).
And I didn't have a good lead on a nick for him. His usual one is just his last name backwards, and we at least want to hand-wave an appearance on anonymity here. I will say that he had the highest percentage of gayness on an online test we took (at the now defunct thespark.com) at work. Maybe something referencing that. I guess I don't really want naming rights, perhaps just veto power over greywar.
on May 27, 2004
I am up for a veto on Greywar.
So he did get it waxed before going out to CA, huh? AND hes been tweezing it. Not bad. I am impressed. The embarrassing red marks are curable. He just needs to put some aloe or some lotion on it thats all. Thats what I do when I get my eyebrows waxed. Speaking if which I need to get mine redone so Greywar doesnt run away from me when he comes in Friday. So, pseudo.....how goes it Georgia? Have you been mauled by sweet tea yet?
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