Masculine or Feminine?

Published on May 22, 2004 By greywar In Humor

Jointly written with Pseudosoldier.

Would you classify the following drinks as masculine, feminine, both or neither:

Beer (Be it MGD, Killian's, Shiner Bock, or what have you.... = obviously masculine
Black Russian = Masculine but academic
Cape Cod = Feminine all the way yet tasty!
Screwdriver = Feminine!
Vodka, straight = Masculine, must be drunk while singing the old soviet national anthem (the new Russian one has no panache)
White Russian = Very feminine
Wine = Neither but definately effete or academic

The questions were posed by Pseudosoldier and answered by me so all blame is mine and all credit is his.

Comments (Page 2)

Cann1bal

on May 23, 2004

Oh And damn right Im talking about Boone.... Snow Creek Berry to be specific, as for the whole shiner thing, I was just wondering because I know it is brew about 15 minutes from where I was born.... and Jessica baby you might wanna tell them what a CSC is... you know in case they dont know... as for the whole economically conscience... no no you chaps have it all wrong... Im poor thats all I can afford... just ask Jess she will concure with me.

Thomas

Estrogen Lass

on May 23, 2004

And straight vodka is not just a masuline drink, thank you very much.

Arquonzo

on May 23, 2004

Oh, yes it is.

Estrogen Lass

on May 23, 2004

No...no its not. I beg to differ, sir.

pseudosoldier

on May 23, 2004

Oh, stop it. Post proof or retract, both of you. (i.e. at least support your stance) : P (okay, I just really wanted to say PPOR)
I think Vodka is pretty masculine. Please refer to large Russian men drinking canned (!) Vodka straight. Please also note that just because you drink a "masculine" drink doesn't mean you have a penis, or like chicks. Please also also note that if you drink "feminine" drinks, you are a bit of a poof.

Cann1bal

on May 23, 2004

I dont think drinking a "hard" drink is either a determinant of anything... Jessica drinks mixed rum and scotch in a can... and I dont mean in small quanities either... like as in the most shes ever told me... probably fibbed on it a little was 18 cans and when i say fibbed I mean lessened the number so I wouldnt freak. I mean come on I drink 18 doubles of straight rum and Im haveing technicolored yawns on the bed behind me... not a fun thing to do... and hence boys why I stick to wine and beer now

Cann1bal

on May 23, 2004

You know I have observed something too... the things that get the most comments on this site are Sex, Alcohol, Books, Money and War... its sorta like that in standard society too
Okay stupid observation... Im not as good as Jessica doing it, but Im a guy too.

Thomas

gothic impulse

on May 23, 2004

C.S. Cowboys ...shots of butterscotch schnapps with baileys floated.

What about good old Tequila Slammers? m / f

I think most spirits are either ..my favourite drinks are Scotch, Rum, Tequila and good white wine.

Jess

greywar

on May 23, 2004

Tequila is an equal opportunity emetic in my experience. My vision blurs at even the slightest whiff of the vile concoction.

gothic impulse

on May 23, 2004

That's why you have to slam it ...before the smell or taste turns you off

Jess

kingbee

on May 24, 2004

after he'd taken his first ever shot of tequila, this guy in tennessee told me...sheeit thats just good ol corn squeezings.

for some reason, tequila doesnt make me intoxicated or sick. which is a whole different story than a 2-litre bottle of some kind of clear liquor from ecuador i was once given (had to hold my nose for at least the first 8 oz to keep from gagging) or slivowitz (same story)

gothic impulse

on May 24, 2004

a 2-litre bottle of some kind of clear liquor from ecuador i was once given (had to hold my nose for at least the first 8 oz to keep from gagging)

Ewww nice

Sambucca has that eww effect on me.

Jess

the hidden paw

on May 24, 2004

I see vodka as the drink of an already-pissed-female telling the barman that her boyfriend cheated on her and falling off her chair.

pseudosoldier

on May 24, 2004

Project much?
How about these:

Buttery Nipple, Oatmeal Cookie, Flaming Nazi.

After I had all three of those in one night (thanks, Monobrow), I definitely officially classify them as "stupid."

greywar

on May 24, 2004

Oatmeal Cookie? Are you fucking kidding me? Who would even order that? That must have been in a gay bar.

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