Caffeine Junkies! Start... Your... Addictions!!!

Mmmmm chocoliscious....

Published on May 17, 2005 By greywar In Internet

Hi, my name is Greywar and I'm a caffaholic. I thought that powering down Sobe No Fears mixed with cheap Vodka while simultaneously chewing guarana laced gum and freebasing instant coffee mix was rock bottom and when I was snorting lines of crushed caffinated mints off our medic's ass *sob* *sniff* I was sure I could sink no farther! The group sessions have helped a little and I am really grateful for the methadone mocha latte therapy at the free clinic but I have fallen off the wagon because of this!

Like Crack But Tasty!

Mixed with the dark, silky, yet robust blend of Colangelo's Truckstop(TM) coffee this stuff could make Keith Richards swoon.

Damn you Demon-chocolate! Damn you to Hell!

(God I need another hit... just one more to bring me down easy... please I'll do anything...)

Comments (Page 1)

just john

on May 17, 2005

My caffinated brother. If you don't know this Web site you do now.

Link

Of all of their products this is my favorite. Oh what a rush!

Link

KarmaGirl

on May 17, 2005

My caffinated brother. If you don't know this Web site you do now.

Link

Yes, blessed be the caffeine section of thinkgeek.

Greywar...at least you aren't chewing whole coffee beans yet......or needing a caffeine IV

Manopeace

on May 17, 2005

yet

You mean there is still hope Karma?

just john

on May 17, 2005

Greywar...at least you aren't chewing whole coffee beans yet......or needing a caffeine IV

Chocolate covered coffee beans are my favorite snack!

Zoomba

on May 17, 2005

Here's my plan for the ultimate caffeine buzz:

(Please don't try this at home... if you have heart problems, don't even READ this)
1 pot coffee brewed extra strong with Water Joe (Caffinated water)
Let the coffee cook down for a while, getting rid of the unnecessary parts (i.e. most of the H20)
Use ultra-caffinated coffee as the liquid in an espresso machine.

I figure one shot of that espresso will be the equivalent to an entire pot of coffee. Two or three cups of this stuff and your heart will probably explode. >

greywar

on May 17, 2005

Two or three cups of this stuff and your heart will probably explode. >

Or your colon

dharmagrl

on May 17, 2005

My caffinated brother. If you don't know this Web site you do now.

Yes, blessed be the caffeine section of thinkgeek.

How did I go through life not knowing about this place????? OMG......this is like.....caffiene nirvana!!!!!!!!!

ParaTed2k

on May 17, 2005

I prefer my caffeine Cold & Fizzy!! ;~D

Bichur

on May 17, 2005

Hawaiian Beans
Milk
+ Large Bowl
--------------------
Breakfast.

Double Zero

on May 17, 2005

Hello, My name is Zero and I am a Coffee addict..

It all started when I was 6 years old and my mother gave me a sip of her coffee, from that point on I was hooked and from there it only got worse.. I tried them all, I had no fear of any coffee, from Decaf to double expresso, Iced, Hot, flavored, it didnt matter, if it was coffee I did everything I could to aquire it. I have even sunk as low as digging through my couch for loose change just to get enough money to satisfy my addiction..

I honestly can blame my mother, if she were more responsible she would not have corrupted me at such a young age...

I am on the road to recovery, taking it one day at a time, I have managed to reduce myself down to 1 twenty ounce cup per day that I slowly sip, sometimes making it last for over an hour as I relish each moment of the joy it brings me.
I am unsure if I can ever truly recover from what my mother has done to me, but only time will tell.

My name is Zero and I am a recovering Coffee Addict...

Bichur

on May 17, 2005

I have even sunk as low as digging through my couch for loose change just to get enough money to satisfy my addiction..

Poor baby.

Try digging through your trashcan to find yesterday's grounds cuz you just realized you ran out.

350 for about 45 min on glass or teflon (not aluminum/aluminium)
gets 'em prepped pretty nice. Use less water. If already done once, then after perking - redry while coffee is cooling (resist the temptation), then reperk using cool coffee instead of water.

Zoomba

on May 17, 2005

My parents when they were first married would take the previous days coffee grounds and add one scoop of fresh coffee and run it again. I can't imagine being THAT poor

tjesterb

on May 17, 2005

I too am a slave to the black goodness that is coffee. I must have my 7 cups a day. Dark roast, brewed extra strong, add sugar, kind of a "coffee-syrup"
On Saturdays I drink double espresso over a game of chess.
SOmetimes go the local coffee shop and get a large dark roast with a triple shot of espresso. If that doesn't wire you nothing will.

tjesterb

on May 17, 2005

Spc Nobody Special

on May 17, 2005

ha! Dr. Pepper and dark chocolate are where I get my kicks......They don't pack as much of a kick........until you drink 12 or 13 at a time.

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