Mmmmm chocoliscious....
Published on May 17, 2005 By greywar In Internet

     Hi, my name is Greywar and I'm a caffaholic. I thought that powering down Sobe No Fears mixed with cheap Vodka while simultaneously chewing guarana laced gum and freebasing instant coffee mix was rock bottom and when I was snorting lines of crushed caffinated mints off our medic's ass *sob* *sniff* I was sure I could sink no farther! The group sessions have helped a little and I am really grateful for the methadone mocha latte therapy at the free clinic but I have fallen off the wagon because of this!

Like Crack But Tasty!

    Mixed with the dark, silky, yet robust blend of Colangelo's Truckstop(TM) coffee this stuff could make Keith Richards swoon.

     Damn you Demon-chocolate! Damn you to Hell!

 

(God I need another hit... just one more to bring me down easy... please I'll do anything...)

 

 

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on May 18, 2005
Now I need a reason to go to the mall, so I can "accidentally" find this.

www.anniesrambles.blogspot.com
on May 19, 2005
on May 19, 2005
I'm the king of caffeine highs. I actually made a drink so potent once I seriously thought I was gonna die. Basically a near caffeine overdose.

For safety reasons, I won't reveal the recipe!
on May 19, 2005
Thinkgeek has caffinated SOAP! How cool is THAT? I actually prefer to ingest rather than absorb my caffiene, but the soap is a pretty nifty thing.

My coffee.....I prefer Starbucks Serena Organic whole bean because I can grind it myself. I prefer a find grind like you'd use for espresso, and I use more than the recommended amount per cup. I use a clear coffee mug sometimes, and if I can see through the coffee..well, it aint strong enough.

I drink it black, and I add sugar....so I'm getting all my fixes at the same time.

I cannot live without caffiene. I just can't.
on May 19, 2005
I may have to find some of this stuff. I keep a can of Ghiradelli powdered chocolate in my office to make poor man mochas on occasion.

I like Trader Joe's organic coffee. I like to grind the beans, too. Very strong coffee but it doesn't beat you up.

Coffee isn't coffee unless it dills your scissors


I like to say that when you're making coffee, if you can still see the filter, you're not really making coffee.
on May 19, 2005

Filter?

Why would you want to filter coffee?

It ain't coffee juice....it's coffee, dammit...

on May 19, 2005
Hey, GreyWar --

This is totally off-topic, but... this is the first time I ever ran across a JoeUser blog through BlogExplossion! It's tremendously good luck, because as soon as I clicked to go to the next site I won 25 (25!) credits. Hehehehe

You can pop up in my BlogExplosion window anytime!
on May 19, 2005
Well Dharmagrl, I drink my coffee pretty much the same..(I personally dont care to "Chew" it..LoL..that *is hardcore!)

Starbucks Usually,they have a "Dragon" blend that I have grown accustomed to, I Grind it myself and I measure 1 tbl spoon for 8oz's of coffee..
Filtered water and Sugar in the raw! (the sugar that is, not me!..LoL)

When I lived in Hawaii a few years ago I used to drink a brand called "Bad Ass Coffee" and one of my favorite flavors was the Chocolate Macadamia Nut, if that wasnt available I went for the Kona blend...

One thing that was great, was when the sugar planations came to an end on the island they were replaced by coffee plantations, from where I lived you could smell the beans growing! Paradise? YuP!

Ummm..As for the soap..LMAO..Nooooooooooo, not this kid..


LMAO- Jafo
It ain't coffee juice....it's coffee, dammit..
on May 23, 2005
ROTFLSHIPMP... Thank goodness I never gave into the "Coffee breaks" I'm bad enough with my 2 liters of diet soda (usually have to go with sprite cause I get caffeine toxic and no it is NOT a pretty site!)

You should check out this site will have you shotting drink out your nose laughing I don't know Skippy but I sure wish I had served with him!

www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
on May 24, 2005
ha! Dr. Pepper and dark chocolate are where I get my kicks......They don't pack as much of a kick........until you drink 12 or 13 at a time.


Amen!
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