Caffeine Junkies! Start... Your... Addictions!!!

Mmmmm chocoliscious....

Published on May 17, 2005 By greywar In Internet

Hi, my name is Greywar and I'm a caffaholic. I thought that powering down Sobe No Fears mixed with cheap Vodka while simultaneously chewing guarana laced gum and freebasing instant coffee mix was rock bottom and when I was snorting lines of crushed caffinated mints off our medic's ass *sob* *sniff* I was sure I could sink no farther! The group sessions have helped a little and I am really grateful for the methadone mocha latte therapy at the free clinic but I have fallen off the wagon because of this!

Like Crack But Tasty!

Mixed with the dark, silky, yet robust blend of Colangelo's Truckstop(TM) coffee this stuff could make Keith Richards swoon.

Damn you Demon-chocolate! Damn you to Hell!

(God I need another hit... just one more to bring me down easy... please I'll do anything...)

Comments (Page 2)

Keithpup

on May 17, 2005

mmm coffee!!!
I have found similar minds!!
I have become a slave to coffee since I was like 12?
yeah aorund 12,

as of now I love all coffee dark, aribica beans, roasted dark, and light light creme, mmmmmm

But mix that chocolate with my coffee it would be happiness!

oleteach

on May 17, 2005

In high school, you used to drink Jolt which was considered high voltage then. I hardly ever drink anything with caffeine in it unless I get a rare headache. It always brings instant relief.

I can remember a line from Oscar Levant said during Prohibition days. I thought might be appropriate here:
"I envy people who drink (any addictive drink, my emphasis). At least they know what to blame everything on."

Happy Highs to you!

MasonM

on May 17, 2005

Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.

Bichur

on May 17, 2005

I must have my 7 cups a day.

i'm down to 7 or so.
18 yrs nite shift.
15-25 cups at work - then made a pot when i got home.

tjesterb

on May 17, 2005

You win.

_TAPPER_

on May 17, 2005

Coffee isn't coffee unless it dills your scissors

_TAPPER_

on May 17, 2005

Should be "dulls the scissors"

WebGizmos

on May 17, 2005

Coffee Bliss!

Hippie

on May 17, 2005

Where do i get that stuff in the pic?

Jafo

on May 17, 2005

When I first started Archie work...[boss was Turkish] we had mostly Turkish, Greek and Italian [imigrant] clients.... so I got to know 'real' coffee.... eg the sort of stuff that [almost] doesn't pour.

Any 'shorter' and it'd blow away as dust if you sneezed...

LittleBearJason

on May 17, 2005

Im a coffee freak by any and all means. Starbucks is the name. Bouncing off the walls is my game

Bichur

on May 17, 2005

Started when i was a kid.
Grandpa was a shrimper.
Grandma would make a pot that night (old style perk up on a stove) then change the grounds in the morning (3AM) and perk the coffee thru the new grounds.

if it couldn't float a horseshoe it wasn't strong enough to get him going.

greywar

on May 18, 2005

if it couldn't float a horseshoe

mmmm sounds lovely...

greywar

on May 18, 2005

I love the google ads for this thread....

tjesterb

on May 18, 2005

Apparently there is no help for the coffee junkies of the world.

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