A Soldier's Tale

He can't spell but who cares?

Published on July 8, 2004 By greywar In Current Events

If you want to read a day by day account of one soldiers ongoing deployment to Iraq please stop by Talisein's blog and give it a read. Yeah there are tons of spelling errors but hey, that gives it character!

Some small samples :

5 Jul 04

Heat exhastion now has a very palpable meaning to me. I drank 10 1.5 liter water bottles today. I have not gone to the bathroom. Wow.

02 Jul 04

SFC Calangelo called yesterday's operation an abortion, which I thought was an apt assessment. Today we just PMCS'd our trucks and changed a tire until lunch, did some training. It was hot. So we chilled in the tent and eventually passed out, skipping dinner. The end.

Tal is a wierd fucker but a fine american nonetheless. Just go read it! And leave him some comments by way of support!

Comments (Page 2)

pseudosoldier

on Jul 10, 2004

I'm not sold on "teh pretty" either. I think the main attraction she held for those she "dated" was "teh easy."
In other news, the Persian Sangus will apparently make his return to our home, soon... stories of pissing on women, ho!

greywar

on Jul 10, 2004

teh easy

You can say that again. In addition to the guy below we will have another of her conquests of Persian bent back too. (I don't think I can do Persian pseudonyms)

Persian Sangus

I find myself oddly looking forward to it. not for the pissing stories though.

Estrogen Lass

on Jul 10, 2004

No..I am not shitting you. So she has a big ass. I have about the same size ass. I dont know if you have beer goggles on all the time or what. Ok....maybe my ass isnt quite as large as hers.
Yes, I heard that the Persian guy is returning. But you made a mistake.....its not stories of him pissing on women, its stories of him pissing IN women.

pseudosoldier

on Jul 10, 2004

Yer ass isn't as big as hers, and is attached to a much nicer person, to boot. I don't think it will offend for me to tell you that you are much more attractive than she is (in innumerable ways).

It was pissing, all the same. I'm sure it didn't all stay in, y'know?
And then there was the story of how he lost his virginity...

greywar

on Jul 10, 2004

I shudder to think about what sort of google hits these comments will bring in.

pseudosoldier

on Jul 10, 2004

Do that article, or I will for you. And dharma. And some others. (You can view anyone's results, apparently. Mine are tame compared to yours and hers.)

greywar

on Jul 11, 2004

Writing it now.

Talisein

on Jul 13, 2004

Hey, I'd love to take the time and look at what ends up on the screen, but when I was in Kuwait I only had 30 minutes to try and pound all that damn text in, and maybe send an email to my parents. On a damn square keyboard. So bite me.

Speaking of Todwell, I have termed her SGT Skank Whore.

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