MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!
Dude, you can say I was warned all you want, but that is just wrong, and you know it. You know your friends and regular readers are for the most part smart, clever, and curious, and that no matter what you say to warn them, they are going to look. Please, next time you are linking to one of your favorite book marks, just... don't, ok?

I think the above comment would carry more weight if its owner were registered.
Having said that, I will add that I didn't click on the link (as I believe that if grey warns someone about content, it has got to be pretty bad).

And of course the Pokekorean drinks them. Remember the time that Monobrow had to try and spike his wine cooler with... more wine cooler?

smart, clever, and curious,

If you clicked it then I am thinking perhaps only one of the three traits was functioning at the time? Now if you had a college degree.....

Let's see, one ass-whuppin' for Grey....
And Pseudo, if registering is going to turn me into a freak like Grey, I'll stay outside looking in.
All BS and verbal sparring aside, I really enjoyed the last few entries, particularly "Your Stripes..." parts 1 & 2. My entire time as an NCO, I have tried to be the good kind, and not a Striper. Well named, by the way. Not being perfect, I am sure I have at times not lived up to the standards you've laid out, but I swear I have always meant to. As terrible as this is to say, and you and I have discussed this before, a protracted war may be a good thing for the Army, personnel-wise. The ones who don't really want to be here will get weeded out faster, and it will help the good ones to stand out. As with all things Army, though, it will take a lot of time.
I seem to remember Kavik the Wolf-Dog as a character in a book I read as a kid. I never actually saw him, but I remember thinking he was cool.
You know, you're right about the whole college degree thing, and it's high time I did something about it. Since I have always been able to turn to you for good advice and guidance, perhaps you could help me in this as well. Could you tell me about your your college degree and how you went about getting it? I mean, intellect such as yours was obviously trained at some quality institute of higher learning. Whattaya say, think you can help me out there, pal?

My razor sharp mind was trained at the IFPSOYA (Institute For Pulling Statistics Out of Your Ass). I have a PhD in bullshitting. I am sure they would grant you the same based on life experience!

I would've given HoS an "insightful,' but I feel it would be wasted on his non-registered self.

You know, Pseudo, you're propagating a whole classist arrogance of registered vs non-registered readers and responders. Neither you nor Grey needs the validation of numbers on a page to give the things you write any worth. I've already said I feel less than adequate jumping in the ring with you verbal pugilists; I don't want to compete with you. You've mentioned (quite movingly, whether real or imagined ) some of your own weaknesses in your blog. This is one of mine. If I didn't contribute as much as I felt was proper to my own blog, I would see that as a failure on my part. I have enough problems and stresses now to where I don't need to be adding to them. I challenge you to view my non-registered participation in your and Grey's blogs as proof of your skill. You're reaching an audience that is outside the structure of the site. You guys rock. The house Six loves you too. Keep it up!

Aw, dude. You read more negative in than I intended, but it's partially my part for "tone."
You could actually look at my comment of you being "insightful" as a compliment, as well. It was a good rip on my fellow arrogant elitist.

(Additionally, you don't have to make a blog if you register. It just allows you to accumulate userpoints, which you don't care about, and gives us more user points, which you think we shouldn't care about. So, I suppose there is nothing I can say to persuade you to register. That, coupled with the fact that it seems to dig at you (more than I intended), I'll probably stop harping on it. To you. {I sincerely don't want to add to your stress level, dude.})

Oh, and I do need a point system to validate my worth, thankyouverymuch.

edit: If we need to continue the discussion (maybe I need to apologize more fully?), could we move it to a thread where our reconciliation might not look so... Oatmeal Cookie?

It actually looks more like a "sausage cookie" type of thing on this thread between you two. Next thing HoS will be challenging you to "wrestle" him for supremacy.

Oatmeal Cookie? Sausage Cookie? I have no Idea what that means. Are you guys flaunting your superior computer expertise by throwing out leet slang? Am I even spelling that right? Arrogant elitists, both of you.

It actually looks more like a "sausage cookie" type of thing on this thread between you two

Is that anything like a "sausage fest"?

Is that anything like a "sausage fest"?

it is exactly like that only slightly more poofy.

Hey, the bar in question was only *slightly* gay on Thursdays. Link

Couldn't you think of a better name than that. BTW I am not his room-mate anymore, and with that image attempting to burn into my brain I am so very glad!

Is the name SSG Requires Pork a comment on his/her culinary or sexual habbits?