Missed Me By 20 Minutes and 50 Yards, Bitches!

Another of Moore's Islamofascist "Minutemen" Eat it.

Published on March 31, 2005 By greywar In Current Events

Air Force EOD is outside our showers digging out the remains of a mortar some jackhole lobbed at us this morning. No injuries and no damage... Now a letter to the mortar team:

Missed me, smacktards!

I got up early for the shower today and if they wanted my office they were about 50 yards off. Also it helps to fuze your rounds correctly. Sturgee could give you some advice on that maybe...

I guess Reiki-House will have to keep hoping that his "peaceful" Islamists get better with time... Oh wait they can't because the team that threw this one was atomized thanks to Fire Finder Radar! Suck some sweet counter-battery fire, bitchcakes!

Comments (Page 2)

foreverserenity

on Apr 14, 2005

Jeez, what a scare. I'm glad you're all ok. In a case like this, "bitches" is definately acceptable! And man, like Jill said those words you invent are totally creative! "Smacktard! Bitchcakes!!"

greywar

on Apr 18, 2005

I have some old friends in the SCARNG deployed over there, an Aviation supply unit, any tips on how to contact them by e-mail?

Well it is possible to find them through AKO but you have have a log on or active duty sponsor to get you into there. If you like contact me at sgt.greywar@gmail.com and I might be able to help you out.

Dynosoar

on Apr 18, 2005

Thanks greywar!
Email coming your way........

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