I Was *Almost* Glad to Have TV Again

Then my brain melted...

Published on January 27, 2005 By greywar In Current Events

Here in the Tactical Operations Center (TOC) we have a TV. Snce I haven't had cable tlevision for about 8 or 9 months this was a novelty at first. Until I disovered that the other folks in the office watch American Idol. This show will evetually give me a fatal brain hemorrage. As it is I am already 20% dumber from having watched a single episode.

Good lord people this is drek of the worst sort! The nations time would be better served by masturbating with a collective cheese grater.

Comments

Dr Guy

on Jan 27, 2005

The nations time would be better served by masturbating with a collective cheese grater.

OUCH! The image of that is even painful!

chiprj

on Jan 27, 2005

The nations time would be better served by masturbating with a collective cheese grater.OUCH! The image of that is even painful!

Almost exactly what I was going to say.

oleteach

on Jan 27, 2005

Surely, it can't be as inane as some of the Soap Operas that I watch. There is not much on TV that calls for much intellectual improvement...even today's humor is quite sick. Well, I am off to watch a taped Soap Opera...I don't have a cheese grater.

Spc Nobody Special

on Jan 27, 2005

...I don't have a cheese grater.

get one quick, it's a vast improvement over mainstream tv.

american idol, bleh.....that's worse than colostomy bag lemonade......

Hyperborean Wanderer

on Jan 29, 2005

Hey Grey, can you afford to be 20% dumber? I mean, years of hard living have already robbed you of most of your brain cells, anything that takes more is gonna kill you.

xtine

on Jan 30, 2005

Check out Draginol's "WoW - My waste of time is more valid than your waste of time.." article: Link

Then bite your tongue!

Zoologist03

on Jan 30, 2005

Good lord people this is drek of the worst sort! The nations time would be better served by masturbating with a collective cheese grater.

Eh, I have an old cheese grater...it's kind of rusty....ooooh....I don't want to imagine that.

~Zoo

greywar

on Jan 30, 2005

Check out Draginol's "WoW - My waste of time is more valid than your waste of time..

I don't play WoW either:)

Gene Nash

on Jan 30, 2005

Surely, it can't be as inane as some of the Soap Operas that I watch.

Yes. It can be.

xtine

on Jan 30, 2005

I don't play WoW either:)

Oh, c'mon, use that brain like I know you can and draw the parallel between WoW and some of the other computer games you DO play.

pseudosoldier

on Jan 30, 2005

Oh, c'mon, use that brain like I know you can and draw the parallel between WoW and some of the other computer games you DO play.

Well, he did say he was 20% dumber...

psychohuman

on Feb 20, 2005

that is the best description of american idol i have ever seen!! praise you!!!

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