Well here is a story you won't find Peter Jennings covering any time soon. Ever since I volunteered to deploy and was selected to actually do so a group of my fellow soldiers have been quite vocal about their jealousy. Yes thats right folks we want to go. This is why we joined the Army, to deploy and protect our nations interests as directed by the Commander in Chief.

     Everyone from SGT Tumult, SPC Hillbilly Goat-molester, the Pokekorean (his motives for going are suspect though ), SSG Hot Chow, to SGT 1059 have expressed their frustrated desire to go in my stead. This is usually expressed in manners so profane that even on my profanity laden blog I would be too scandalized to post but one notable was SSG Hot Chow threatening to "give me a gilooly" so he could deploy in my stead:)

     While the media loves stories of Guardsmen who are confused about what they signed up for voluntarily and were paid for,  they never like to talk very much about the vast majority of soldiers who did not sign up just beacuse we are all low-income minorities forced into military slavery by the white man ala Al Sharton and Charlie Wrangell.