Well here is a story you won't find Peter Jennings
covering any time soon. Ever since I volunteered to deploy and was selected to
actually do so a group of my fellow soldiers have been quite vocal about their
jealousy. Yes thats right folks we want to go. This is why we
joined the Army, to deploy and protect our nations interests as directed by the
Commander in
Chief.
Everyone from SGT
Tumult, SPC Hillbilly Goat-molester, the Pokekorean (his motives
for going are suspect though 
), SSG Hot
Chow, to SGT 1059 have expressed their frustrated desire to go in my stead.
This is usually expressed in manners so profane that even on my profanity laden
blog I would be too scandalized to post but one notable was SSG Hot
Chow threatening to "give me a gilooly" so he
could deploy in my stead:)
While the media loves stories of Guardsmen who are
confused about what they signed up for voluntarily and were paid
for, they never like to talk very much about the vast majority of
soldiers who did not sign up just beacuse we are all low-income minorities
forced into military slavery by the white man ala Al Sharton and Charlie
Wrangell.
