Wife's Coming Out For a Visit!

Shite! The house is a wreck!

Published on December 14, 2004 By greywar In Blogging

Well Estrogen Lass is PCS'ing out to Ft. Huachuca now to be an instuctor. At the moment she is visiting some of her relatives back in hot-ass Florida but she should be out here in a couple days. Thankfully I put in for some leave so I can clean up the house! You see as Fox Mulder once said, "Men are just bears who happen to have furniture."

I have been on my own out here for around a year and those of you who know me well should know that that means very little housekeeping was done. Well nothing like a few days of frantic cleaning to square it away!

P.S. No pithy commentary on my cleaning skills from you Oleteach!

Comments

chiprj

on Dec 14, 2004

Are you sure that a couple days of frantic antics will be enough to overcome a year's worth of nothing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE DOOMED!

Enjoy your time together!

JillUser

on Dec 14, 2004

I am very happy for you and your Lass.

Best wishes.

PS: I doubt if she is going to care too much about how tidy the place is. Just make sure it is clean enough that she won't get tetanus or stick to anything

greywar

on Dec 14, 2004

Just make sure it is clean enough that she won't get tetanus or stick to anything

If you knew me in person you would know how tall a task that can be!

Spc Nobody Special

on Dec 14, 2004

Well, you could fold over the tinfoil on the windows to make sparkly Christmas curtains.............

greywar

on Dec 14, 2004

you could fold over the tinfoil on the windows to make sparkly Christmas curtains.............

She is used to that peculiarity of mine already

chiprj

on Dec 14, 2004

tinfoil on the windows

What, have you been getting visits from Tracy?

Spc Nobody Special

on Dec 14, 2004

nah, he just likes it dark...........and no masers

greywar

on Dec 14, 2004

What, have you been getting visits from Tracy?

Too many years on shifts... I have a hard time sleeping without total darkness now.

greywar

on Dec 14, 2004

Tracy did give the idea to always wear a tinfoil genital wrap though!

Different Hanja

on Dec 14, 2004

Dear God, Man! I have a deeply repressed memory of your PCS from Korea... dog poop should not be furniture. Something comes to mind involving soldiers tasked to clean your apartment wearing MOPP gear... I always thought it would have been better just to burn the place.

I, too, have been living on my own. I learned the easiest way to keep the place clean is to stay away from it. I also found a cleaning lady who will clean the hell out of the apartment for $40 a week. I love Korea!

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