Doesn't Mean You Have To
Published on December 7, 2004 By greywar In Philosophy
Back when I went to my first promotion board I was a student of military thought

         Back when I went to my first promotion board I was a student of military thought. Don’t laugh those of you who know me, it’s true. Scott Sturycz (yes that’s a real name) spent a solid month answering each others board questions from around 700 little white DLI flashcards (they rule!) and we knew our shit.

         Of course back then the board was a trifling bit different… When we walked in they had 2 laundry bags filled with parts from an M16A1 automatic rifle (I know the link is to an A2 don’t write letters), an M60 machine gun, and an M9 9mm pistol. All the parts were jumbled and before we were even allowed to start answering questions we were required to sort and re-assemble each weapon within a time limit and perform a successful functions check of each (and we had to walk uphill both ways). All of that not withstanding (boy I love to ramble) one of the things I remember most distinctly about the actual board questions was:

 

“What are the 4 elements of leadership?”

 

The answer : “The Leader, The Led, The Situation, and Communication”

 

         Why did this stick out? Well because the follow-up question from the CSM was “Which element will you always have control over?” A: “The Leader” (yourself). Now the stock Army answers have changed for boards as the Army has grown more politically correct and shifted it’s focus from leadership to administrative management but I the above aphorism still holds true.

         The difference between a Leader and a dictator is that the Leader knows that he is in fact working for the Led and not the other way around. A Leader enables the Led to do the whole mission. The Leader is not capable of manning every foxhole or of pulling every trigger. His job is to make sure that he has done his part so that the Led are able, willing, and free to do so themselves.

         Typically in the Army you will not be able to choose who you lead, what situation you must lead them through, or how you can communicate with them. You can always change yourself however. Over time you may be able to change aspects of your soldiers and aspects of the situation in which you find your collective asses but you only have immediate control of you and your leadership style.

         Sure, you can charge in like you think you are SGT Rock reincarnate. Try it, try dropping your soldiers for every infraction, verbally assaulting them for each perceived imperfection, and adhering slavishly to every bit of regulatory minutiae. You r soldiers will in fact do the things you tell them to do at the moment but they will take zero additional initiative of their own, they will submarine the mission just to make you look bad, and they will slap a 5.56mm round into your cerebellum at the earliest opportunity. These are the “Leaders” that soldiers wouldn’t follow willingly across the road to the chow hall at lunch time. When these guys tell a soldier that they are doing something wrong instead the soldier uses that as a guide that tells them that they are in fact doing the right thing. (I am talking to you CSM Little).

         An example: While standing guard one of your soldiers shows up with his field jacket but without his gloves. Since technically the gloves are part of the uniform that includes the field jacket you could in fact order the soldier to stand guard sans jacket and smugly think to yourself, “That’ll learn him!” When in fact all that he learned was that you the NCO are a tool who gives more of a shit about pin-dick regs than he does about you as a soldier. The better solution (in my mind) is the take the soldier and explain to him how we will all look like smacktards if the CSM were to come by ‘cuz you know he is the kind of jackhole who would make the whole guard post stand guard without our jackets because one soldier was out of uniform. Even better would be to find an excuse to send the soldier near the barracks on a “mission” so he can get his ass back into uniform! Just because you can do something shitty to a soldier doesn’t mean that you should.

         Then again what the fuck do I know?

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Comments
on Dec 07, 2004
You know how to write an entertaining article at least And I liked your example.
on Dec 07, 2004
Thanks Danny.
on Dec 07, 2004
I once told my PSG, SFC Mr. Ed (I'm sure you know him, but I won't share his real name here) that I didn't work for him or for my NCOER, but for my troops. And if he didn't like it, he could roll my NCOER up in to a cone and poke me in the eye with it because that was all the pain he was going to be able to cause me with it (I know that's an old Army joke, but it seemed appropriate at the time). He didn't like my tone, and told me so, but I got a good NCOER from him and my troops, well, they got me. Take that for what it's worth...

I once did a board where we had to do some simple tasks. I got max points without even having to do one of the tasks. At the start of the stop bleeding test, I asked what the condition of my casualty was other than the bleeding. I was told he was as is. So, I placed the dressing on the wound and asked him to hold it in place while I dealt with the 50 meter long tails on the dressing. The grader stopped me and gave me max points for being the only (I was last to go that day) person to do that. All the others struggled with getting the dressing right while dealing with the long tails. One dropped the dressing on the ground! HAHA! It really isn't a hard task, but there are some people that I hope aren't my only means of salvation if I ever get shot...
on Dec 07, 2004

he could roll my NCOER up in to a cone and poke me in the eye with it

I always liked the old "wrap it around a rock and hit me with it" line....

on Dec 07, 2004
Excellent article!!!!!

The Sergeant who wakes first, hits the cot last, eats last, expects 100% from the troops while on duty, but can't seem to locate any of them when the 1st SGT activates weekend "hey you" roster, may never make CSM, but will usually get much more out of the troops than the other kind.

Man I miss being an NCO!!!!
on Dec 07, 2004
Is this why all the comments were flying during PT this afternoon? Damn I hate being late.
on Dec 07, 2004

Is this why all the comments were flying during PT this afternoon? Damn I hate being late.


nope, it was something esle during the week actually... hanging with the J squad does that to me... Hot Chow knows what I mean.

on Dec 07, 2004

oh the 'advice' i got when I was a team leader (&squad leader for a time)... The two main ones I remember were these: 


Don't worry about your NCOER... all you have to do is take care of your troops, and your NCOER will take care of itself.  Best squad leader I ever had... (pretty close to the same thing chiprj wrote)


The other one I'll always remember came from my Platoon Sergeant up at Ft. Drum... he said:


"The military is simple, no matter what rank you are, all you have to do is -
    1. Be where you're supposed to be, when you're supposed to be there
    2. Be in the right uniform
    3. Do what you're told..."


I'm not in the Army anymore, cause I got smart and joined the Air Force... but I still tell my troops those simple rules... 'course, the Air Force isn't too big on being in a certain uniform, but that's beside the point. 


y'all get mad props for holding down the fort and staying in the Army... I can't say I miss it. 

on Dec 07, 2004
I'm not in the Army anymore, cause I got smart and joined the Air Force... but I still tell my troops those simple rules... 'course, the Air Force isn't too big on being in a certain uniform, but that's beside the point.


Your just happy because, when it's cold you can wear your "Air Force Gloves".

Air Force Gloves: Putting your hands in your pockets.
on Dec 07, 2004
See you do have the signs of a good leader....you are not a prick with your head up your ass......

Actually, the some of best times of my life were as an NCO.....my favorite was when the IIICorps CSM overheard me yelling at my POS CDR for being a pathetic leader......I thought I would see something bad from that encounter, but it turned out pretty good......
on Dec 07, 2004
I've heard from several reliable sources that you practice what you preach!
on Dec 08, 2004
Yes!! Blame the CSM! That's the only way I know how to lead.

Re: Air Force Gloves:
I'm stoplossed and in Iraq. Hell yeah I'll wear those.

At night when no one can see.

Damn it, one day I'll be cool.
on Dec 08, 2004
SFC Mr. Ed (I'm sure you know him, but I won't share his real name here)



You won't share his name, but I have a picture:



(I am talking to you CSM Little).


CSM Not So Little.... what a sack of shit. I can't even let myself get emotional about that fucktard. I remember when he caught greywar on leave without shaving. You'd think he'd have other things to worry about. Fucktard. I'd rather deal with CSM Flower Nazi.
on Dec 08, 2004
You won't share his name, but I have a picture:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's about right.

CSM Not So Little.... what a sack of shit. I can't even let myself get emotional about that fucktard. I remember when he caught greywar on leave without shaving. You'd think he'd have other things to worry about. Fucktard.


Is CSM Little the CSM from Korea that looked and talked like Cotton Hill?