Published on November 5, 2004 By greywar In Politics

Cobra Commander should have had this election by a landslide but the MSM bias was too much. Not too late for '08! View his campaign ad here.

 

Via Something Awful


Comments
on Nov 05, 2004
I still would have voted for Optimus Prime.
on Nov 05, 2004

I still would have voted for Optimus Prime.

Goody two-shoes.

on Nov 05, 2004
Yo Joe!!

I would have voted for Doctor Victor von Doom, one he is a doctor and two he is a evil genius who puts Cobra Commander to shame.
Now you know and knowing is half the battle... G I JOE!!

DOOM Plinko!!
on Nov 05, 2004

Now you know and knowing is half the battle...

the 102d MI BN once had their motto mis-written on a sign as "Battle for Knowledge!" (should be reversed)

on Nov 05, 2004
r u joking? LINK/LUIGI '08!!!!!!
they stand for everything America stands for, despite living in Japan
on Nov 05, 2004

they stand for everything America stands for, despite living in Japan

Nintendo sux deez nutz.

on Nov 05, 2004
No, I think they had it right the first time if they chose that motto.

Sad though and funny at the same time.

on Nov 05, 2004
Nintendo sux deez nutz


That's the fact, Jack.
on Nov 05, 2004
I don't know, look at Cobra Commanders success rate. How many times has he almost won, but (due to his direct actions and blatant stupidity) completely failed in his goals? Sure he manages to take over the world from time to time, but he can't hold it. Maybe that 87 billion wasn't a waste after all.
on Nov 05, 2004

How many times has he almost won

He was just not following the Guide To being an Evil Overlord. It was a learning experience for him.

on Nov 05, 2004
I favor Brain, vote for the Mouse Overlords!!!!!!