You can always tell....

From the mouths of smacktards....

Published on October 18, 2004 By greywar In Blogging

A quotable from work....

SGT Greywar to SPC Egregious : "Wow you look like shit today!"

SPC Littleboy to SGT Greywar : "So do you!"

SPC Egregious : "You can always tell the souless and the dishevelled ones cuz they're the Sup(ervisor)s!"

Comments (Page 1)

pseudosoldier

on Oct 18, 2004

I was going to give you an "Insightful" for this, but realized I'd really be giving you points for something some other fuckstick said. But that particular fuckstick is so unusually insightful this time...

Ah, fuck it. Have an Insightful. And a Rhino noise! "FWhoooeeeeee!"

greywar

on Oct 18, 2004

And a Rhino noise! "FWhoooeeeeee!"

What the hell noise does a Rhino make anyways?

SSG Geezer

on Oct 18, 2004

The same noise you make as you do your situps during the PT test.
Smallboy?

pseudosoldier

on Oct 18, 2004

If you had been at PT today, you would've heard SPC Egregious not only explain what the fuck he was talking about, but demonstrate the noise as well.
(It's more like an elephant, really, but he says that's what a rhino sounds like in his head. And, since he used the phrase "noise like a rhino" to describe the noise a particular someone made when a particular event happened to them, that's the noise he produced for the recipients of that story. It isn't actually the noise that the particular someone made, but it's the noise many of us now associate with that act (I think).)

edit: Fuck it, Geeze gets an insightful, too. (He'd get more if he blogged.)

chiprj

on Oct 18, 2004

I seem to remember you telling a pilot or two that they looked like a sack of 100 beaten a$$h0!es...

chiprj

on Oct 18, 2004

The same noise you make as you do your situps during the PT test. Smallboy?

SSG Geezer gets an Inciteful for that one!

Different Hanja

on Oct 18, 2004

I just can't imagine greywar in a disheveled uniform....

*blinding red sarcasm light on forhead: ON

Grey thinks BDU's are wash and wear! Don't keep your iron in the same room, it might frighten your uniform!

I seem to remember you telling a pilot or two that they looked like a sack of 100 beaten a$$h0!es...

I think most of our pilots were drunk or hungover most of the time, anyway.

SSG Geezer

on Oct 18, 2004

Must have been fixed wing pilots!
If you can't hover, you're ......!

dharmagrl

on Oct 18, 2004

Reply #5 By: chiprj - 10/18/2004 9:51:36 PM
I seem to remember you telling a pilot or two that they looked like a sack of 100 beaten a$$h0!es...

Hahahahah!!!! Is that like 20lbs of bubblegum in a 5lb bag?

Grey thinks BDU's are wash and wear! Don't keep your iron in the same room, it might frighten your uniform!

Double hahahahahaha!!!!

greywar

on Oct 18, 2004

Grey thinks BDU's are wash and wear!

Or pick up from the floor and wear, I am not particular. They are Battle Dress Uniforms not a dress shirt for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! Fuck ironing.

chiprj

on Oct 18, 2004

Or pick up from the floor and wear, I am not particular.

Of course if you're in Korea and throw your wet BDUs down on the floor and turn it on... it's almost as good as ironing...

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 19, 2004

Of course if you're in Korea and throw your wet BDUs down on the floor and turn it on

If it's monsoon season, just throw them on the floor and they'll become wet if they're not already........

SSG Geezer

on Oct 19, 2004

Here is assorted rhino noises for you all. The media players are on the lower right hand side of the page.

And a Rhino noise! "FWhoooeeeeee!"

Rhino's
Link

Different Hanja

on Oct 19, 2004

omg geez!

Whassit mean when the comments are longer than the actual article?

greywar

on Oct 19, 2004

Whassit mean when the comments are longer than the actual article?

It means you get to toss my salad.

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