Bush/Kerry, Punditry of the Left/Right, and Clown Phallus

One man's witty banter is another man's Jackassery.

Published on August 12, 2004 By greywar In Politics

I don’t know if you realize this yet but this is not winning either side any new voters

For those of you out there debating the John Kerry/Swifty-Bush/AWOL “issues” let me give you a hint : stop.

I don’t know if you realize this yet but this is not winning either side any new voters. That’s right not a one. Both sides have gotten so far into their own demagoguery that they don’t even realize that this is a side show attraction and not an election issue.

Pundits on both the left and the right have become caricatures of themselves much like Lil Jon. Two guys at the circus wearing a donkey and elephant costume taking turns slapping each other across the face with a slightly different versions of a brightly colored, floppy rubber, clown cock. Each of them simultaneously believing that the small crowd of people watching them are there because they too love clown cocks. In reality these idiots are not int the center ring of the circus but are actually in the sideshow next to the geek that bites the heads off of live sheep.

How about this, talk about some issues. Find something that the undecided voter gives a shit about and discuss it. Lets start with abortion, gay marriage rights, the federal budget, health care, or even school vouchers. No matter where the pundits stand on these issues it would be a step up from a clown cock deathmatch over things that two people might have done 30 fucking years ago! Hey baby boomers, get over it. Deal with your inadequacy issues from the Vietnam era like everyone else of your generation did, namely hiring hookers who will call them “daddy” in bed. I assure you that after a few years of diligent application this therapy will make you feel like your dick is longer than the that pathetic little meat puppet really is. Maybe then you can rejoin the rest of society in this thing we like to call the Now.

Either find a real topic to talk about or u\you will find yourself like two (partisan) cats fighting over a toy while the third cat (the undecided voter) has already given up to go lick it own rectum and beg for some Pounce treats.

P.S. This was my 100^th article BTW. From other bloggers you could have expected something special and thought provoking… From me you get clown cocks and cat rectum.

Comments (Page 1)

kingbee

on Aug 12, 2004

, namely hiring hookers who will call them “daddy” in bed

sir, ill have you know that was no hooker. she was an assistant hostess at last year's promise keeper convention.

Estrogen Lass

on Aug 12, 2004

Why did you have to bring up the Pounce Treats? Peanut is offended by this. She told me.

Sangus

on Aug 12, 2004

How about... seperation of church and state? Bush's delerium and delusions of grandeur putting him alone at the right hand of ghod with only the armies of darkness (namely the entire arab nation, france, germany, and his repressed homosexuality) to stand between him and eternal salvation.

Bush is the antichrist. How about them apples.

eieio

on Aug 12, 2004

Excellent!

Now this is entertaining and provocative food for thought all rolled into one tidy irreverent package.

greywar

on Aug 12, 2004

Bush is the antichrist. How about them apples.

this would be more at home on negrodamus blog Sangus. I would have given you a trolling for this but you never registered. The entire article was about actually discussing issues without being a retard about it. I have seen your reason in action before and you can better, a LOT better than tripe like this.

Sangus

on Aug 12, 2004

I havn't read his blog yet, however I very well might. The fact is im a piss poor debater when it comes to politics. I don't particularly appreciate Kerry, however I abhor the very fabric that bush was rendered from. This leaves me only with Kerry as an option. You all know me to be a Liberterian at heart which puts me out of the running for elections anyway.
Bush's views on abortion, gay marriage, the middle east, the environment, social reform, economy, and a few other unmentionables are all driven by his greed and perception of self as a crusader. I believe that we need to maintain the balance. This shift over the past few years towards the conformist conservative christian republican cult is beginning to have extremely hostile ramifications throughout the world. If they gain too much more of a grip in our judicial and political systems the only alternative will be an uprising of civil war proportions (as mankind still has not been able to overcome his self-destructive tendencies) that i would rather not be a part of. Throughout history the only consistently peaceful religions and governmental systems were those that focused on the maintenance of balance.

The balance must be maintained. There is... another... sky..walker. I feel like I'm already in the handbasket.

greywar

on Aug 12, 2004

are all driven by his greed and perception of self as a crusader

You started out well Sang but there is no possible way for you actually know this. Stick to the facts and your opinions on the issues. How can you specualte on why someone else has a position on an issue any more than I would know the inner reasons you have for yours?

conformist conservative christian republican cult

So the I am one of these too Sang? I think not. This is simplistic and unworthy.

the only consistently peaceful religions and governmental systems were those that focused on the maintenance of balance.

Aside from the Swiss and other tiny nations who are foruntate enough to be in totally undesireable positions geo-politically.... who are these fabled nations?

The balance must be maintained.

I agree with balance when the wolrd scene is stable Sangus, but when the world becomes imbalanced on its own (9/11 and the rise of Wahabbism) then action must be taken. Will Kerry continue to take action? I doubt it. While I do not agree with many of Bush's policies (fiscal ireesponsibility, no child left behind, gay marriage, abortion rights, and faith based anything in government) I simply can not countenance Keryy who has repeatedly shown his own positions to blow with the wind. The man is not action oriented in any way which is the core of my dissatifaction with him. Just like any leader you can do something right or do something worng, but very very rarely is the answer to a problem doing nothing at all. The U.N. has proven this maxim time and time and time again.

SanguS

on Aug 12, 2004

Besotted!

Spc Nobody Special

on Aug 12, 2004

I agree, the mudslinging this term is wearing thinner than the difac soup. Issues, please, issues....
and my cat too, was offended by the Pounce reference.......but strangely amused by the clown cock picture......wierd little beast,
furthermore he never licks his rectum like a pathetic canine.......he drags it across my carpet and leaves skid marks!

oleteach

on Aug 12, 2004

Congrats on your 100th article. This one, like most, is timely, insightful and forceful. Some people need to have a picture drawn for them to understand the point. You certainly provided that in this one.

Estrogen Lass

on Aug 12, 2004

Oh...wow. I just saw the clown cock. Disturbing to say the very least. How?.....Why?.....You know...sometimes its just better *NOT* to ask questions.

Estrogen Lass

on Aug 12, 2004

And Nut-Nut has gone on a hunger-pounce strike. Are you happy?

greywar

on Aug 12, 2004

The inspiration for this was two-fold... first off SPC Ecstatic was stretching metaaphors/analogies past the limits of sanity yesterday and then on the way home I heard Hannity ranting on about the Swift boat B.S. This conjured forth an image of Hannity and Colmes on the field of battle dramatically slapping each other across the face with the clown cocks... it was so vivid (I even heard the *THWAP* sound of the clown cock impacting jowl) that I nearly swerved off the road laughing.... Perhaps the mental imagery is not as funny to you but I thought it bore writing.

Gideon MacLeish

on Aug 12, 2004

grey,

Are you moonlighting as a clown cock salesman perchance?

greywar

on Aug 12, 2004

Are you moonlighting as a clown cock salesman perchance?

If I had the merchandise I am sure I could make a killing leading up to the election!

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