A few minutes ago SSG Eclectic Music calls up. The conversation went something like this.
Me: "Hello?" (tentative as I thought this call would probably result in my guarding something.)
Eclectic : "Yeah, I got a question... Spleen?"
Me: "" (mental gearbox is just grinding away to no purpose here... did he want to know if I was ill?)
Me : "Oh! you mean SGT Spleen? Thats just SGT ***" (finally figuring out that he just wanted to know the real identity of SGT Spleen in this article)
That one ranks up there with the most random calls I have ever received. Made me smile though.