Can *you* pull all those triggers?
Published on July 6, 2004 By greywar In Current Events

Stripers

     In part one of this article I addressed some of the administrative changes the Army has made to the promotion system in the last 20 years or so and how they have resulted in a lowered promotion bar for the most part. While this is an important facet of the promotion system I feel that the philosophical changes accompanying them are actually carry more gravitas.

     In days gone by the Army Sergeant was the backbone of any unit. They were the ones who provided the support, training, and mentorship that the majority of the unit (read : privates) needed to be able to accomplish the unit’s mission. In fact the two main responsibilities of a Non-Commissioned Officers (we used to be referred to as "non-coms" though the 40’-60’s) still are listed as : Accomplishment of the Mission and the Welfare of My Soldiers. Read those two points carefully and you will see that neither of those things involves the advancement of the NCO’s personal goals whatsoever.

     This maxim has gone unheeded by a growing segment of today’s NCO Corps. By lowering the bar and changing the NCO/private ratio dramatically we have left more for the Stripers to invade our ranks. These folks are the failed Officers of the US Army. They joined the Army and were almost immediately provided a Golden Path for self gratification and aggrandizement. "At last!" they think, "Here is a way to say that I am not a total failure." They are given ridiculously simple goals to reach and are promoted quickly. This is a terrible problem.

     For a long time NCO’s were the folks who worked the longest hours, did the worst of the details, and the folks who gave the most of their personal energy to the unit’s enlisted personnel. The ensured that every soldier knew their jobs, was clothed and fed, that the soldiers were happy and writing home to mom, and that the mission was getting done. This often meant that instead of being home for the holidays that they would be working through them to ensure that their privates had adequate time to spend with their families. That instead of slacking off whenever they could get away with it (as privates are prone to do) they had to set the example and work longer and harder than any of their soldiers did. When everyone was cold, wet, hungry, and tired in the field they were the ones who could not sleep or huddle beneath their blankets but instead had to figure out how to arrange for food, shelter if possible, make up a duty and sleep rotation schedule that was fair and balanced, and then check on every man they were responsible for prior to being allowed to even think about their own comfort. "Sarge" had to be mom, dad, and boss. Nursemaid, mentor, and taskmaster.

     The enormity of these tasks coupled with the onerous constraints on their time and personal comfort kept the truly self serving folks out of this line of work for the most part. While there are still bits of this philosophy left in the Army for the most part it is entirely vestigial.

     Now it is perfectly acceptable for the 4th of July Arms Room guard duty roster to be drawn entirely from privates! In point of fact the NCO who wrote up the roster started the long weekend duty with the lowest ranking member of the unit. This kid had barely arrived here and was immediately being fucked over on the 4th of July!

"Welcome to our unit… Yeah we will take care of you real good…hehe… hold him down First Sergeant… Don’t struggle boy it’ll just hurt more."

     Fortunately a precious few NCO’s took the matter into their own hands and at least ensured that some of the folks working the worst times (i.e. the night of the 4th) would be covered for. Unfortunately the vast majority of the people wearing stripes in our platoon looked at the duty roster and simply were glad they were no being screwed over.

     Another recent example was my day of Zen with the lawnmower. At the end of this debacle our Platoon Sergeant comes out from a hard day in his air conditioned office to smoke and bitches about the quality of the landscaping done! This same man continually hammers home the fact that the platoon "Will do Physical Training during the mission…. every day if necessary!" When he himself never does a lick of PT! The lazy bastard won’t even grant us the illusion by coming to PT formation in a PT uniform. How about a little solidarity asshole?

     Soldiers do not mind hard labor when they see you sweating alongside them or even better working at a greater pace than they are managing. Morale tends to swirl about the shitter when things like the above examples happens though.

     This shift of attitude has given rise to a whole breed of NCO’s who think that their rank is for themselves. They think that wearing a Sergeant’s Chevrons means that you can do less work or that they have been acknowledged as special. They have no clue that our job is to allow the rest of the unit to function smoothly. We are the trowel and not the cement truck. There are not enough NCO’s to man every position or to fire all those rifles. Can you pull all those triggers? I think not. Your job is to ensure that those trigger men are ready to do it. You are supposed to be the Servant of the Soldiers over whom you have been given reign. While you may excused from some activities that privates do, the intent is for you to use that time to accomplish larger goals and not to simply slack off or to work on your "hero book".

In closing I would like to leave you with some words of wisdom from SSG Stoneroad.

"Allright, stop your jaw-jackin, booty smackin, and get your goat smelling asses to work!"


Comments
on Jul 06, 2004
I apologize if the articles font appear to be all fucked up. This new and improved WYSIWYG sucks it big time.
on Jul 06, 2004
And I thought you said you were glad that I got promoted.

Yes, I realize that this isn't about me, but it just feeds into my current particular brand of self-loathing. I'll try and come back later to comment on it in its intended form.
("Failed officer," for example, hits close to home. Also, "glad not to be screwed over." (I was more in fear of my wife's wrath than missing a holiday, however. I should've done the Russian's duty, or probably Pokekorean or Supersoldier2.) Also also, ... no, never mind. I'm done, for now.)
on Jul 06, 2004
No one is perfect buddy. I guarantee that the folks who this is targetted at could read it and never even realize that they might have comitted some of these offenses.
on Jul 07, 2004
Every word you wrote is true.

When I did care was in korea. Here, I no longer give a ratz ass because the unit doesn't give a ratz ass. I'm taking this personally, because you're right. I should take it personally.

The major issue is that the NCOs in question missed a vital point. Authority is to be taken, not given. We never push to get the power. Instead, we just direct the questions higher, because we're lazy. Sadly, 9 times out of 10, we could have made those decisions, and got blessed off on it later. Or gotten yelled at later. Ooh...he's saying something mean to me! I think we've missed something crucial. If you're doing something right, and you get a verbal admonishment for doing it incorrectly, find out where the discrepancy is. The priority seems simple for me. Do the right thing for your soldier vs take a scolding.

Man, how far I've fallen. It really is true, I'm no longer fit for the rank. Or at least what the standard should be for it.
on Jul 07, 2004
In Hawaii, our 1SG set the holiday duty roster by calling in all the PSG's and telling us he'd already divided the duty term up into blocks (usually 12 hour or less) and that we should put our names in the blocks we wanted. He usually started with the junior ranking PSG and went up from there. There was always one block leftover and that was the block his name went into. If there were too many blocks (sometimes we had to have duty runners, duty drivers, and duty NCOs) for us to fill in, he'd ask for volunteers from the units NCO's. He said there was no way that junior enlisted soldiers were going to miss holidays just to pull duty.
I truly miss working for that man.
He's since moved on to become a CSM and there is a very fortunate battalion out there benefitting from his leadership.
on Jul 07, 2004
He sounds like a part of a dying breed chip.
on Jul 07, 2004
In my humble, but unfailing, accurate opinion, you do have a number of charismas, one of which is the gift of concern for your soldiers. That kind of gift is designed for the good of others. This is true of your analogy of the purpose of stripes. It is not for self-aggrandizement or one's own enjoyment. It is for the good of the whole.

I just heard a story that might highlight an example of how “me- centered,” some people tend to be.

A lady told her friend that she was so glad that she had taken the first-aid classes because just that day she really had needed it. She continued, “An old man had driven his car over a curb and smashed it into an oak tree. When I got out there I saw that his head was crushed like an eggshell, his eyes were rolling around in pools of blood, he was in a state of shock, pumping his life’s blood out on the asphalt. It was terrible but I remembered my first-aid class and I immediately remembered that if I put my head between my knees I wouldn’t faint.”

on Jul 07, 2004

In my humble, but unfailing, accurate opinion,

And they wonder where I get it from!

I spit beer on my monitor when I got the punchline:)