Shame on you! That is disgusting.

The soup or the Pact with Satan? I made the soup not the pact... just was the first thing Google gave me for the link:)

You can cook?

Holy cow.  That's a surprise.  After hearing your adventures with everclear and koolaide and falling off balconies whilst drunk I kinda had you pegged as a ramen noodle and frozen pizza kinda guy when it came to culinary skills.

I'm very pleasantly surprised!

Eww. I feel dirty.

You can cook?

 

I cook like there is no tomorrow. You don't get to be this big eating ramyun alone (although my cheese ramyun has been raved about)

You know exactly what I mean. No matter how good the soup and German bread, you should not promulgate such evil. You are responsible for what you dish out to others. That humor is not in good taste. Throw it out.

T    he humor? Well mom you will simply have to agree to disagree with me on this. Ignoring something does not make it go away. I would recommend a book I just finished reading... Satan's High Priest. While I don't beleive in Satan or God as any sort of reliable moral authority the book shows what hiding your head int he sand can do for either of them. Don't like the humor? sorry acceptabel humor is by it's very nature boring. I think I found a sacred cow of yours again and probably carved out a steak... I love you but I was never afraid of that before and I won't start now.

Peace to you, my son. You have great insights into many things of which I have no knowledge. You are your own man. You are responsible for your choices as I am of mine. My head is not in the sand, it is raised to praise God for all the wonders He has done for me. Take care now and have a happy holiday.

MMMmmmmm....cheese ramyun. So so so good. And yes, Dharma, he can cook. Oh goodness can he cook. He can cook like theres no tomorrow....and I eat it up like theres no tomorrow. Which I think I can blame Greywar for me gaining weight. Yes. Sounds good. He will be my scapegoat.

Yes. Sounds good. He will be my scapegoat.

Ah yes, the spousal scapegoat, a concept with which I am very familiar......I haven't been able to use it much recently, but here shortly I will be squeezing every ounce of worth out of it I can.