Here is the new poop on this already bizarre Army news item.  Money quote? "Again, WTF-ery abounds." Kudos Pseudosoldier.
Comments
on Jun 03, 2004
Hey dipshit, you need to answer your phone once in a while.
on Jun 03, 2004
Well he answers when *I* call... I think ya gotta offer him money.
on Jun 03, 2004
Calling his man-cave won't do you any good right now. He's out of town.
on Jun 06, 2004

Thats cause he's with me.

Love,

A drunken Estrogen Lass

on Jun 06, 2004

Tequila.....

Wow does it get the best of you

on Jun 07, 2004
Is this what we're blaming the "mistaken orders" thing on now, Jose Cuervo?