Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are morons.

Published on May 18, 2004 By greywar In Current Events

It was reported this morning that Demi Morre and Ashton Kutcher are very concerned that a number of pics they had taken of themselves during sex would possibly be leaked onto the internet. Apparently they had stored these pictures on a laptop in their friends house. Let me roll that back for you...at their friends house?

Look jackasses, if you want to eliminate possible public humiliation, stop taking pictures during sex! Additionally should the photogenic urge prove impossible for your pathetic will to resist, *maybe* just *maybe* you should keep the fucking things yourself!

Comments

Joe98

on May 18, 2004

I dunno, I would kind of like to see photos of me and Demi Moore having sex...

dharmagrl

on May 18, 2004

You know, thse people go to extraordinary lengths to protect their privacy, having huge privacy fences built around houses that they buy in the middle of nowhere, employing bodyguards, lawyers, publicists...and then they go take pictures of themseves fucking and leave them on a computer at a friends house. Dumbasses. Complete and utter lah-brained-slack-jawed-knuckle-dragging dumbasses.

Sounds like a case of more money than sense to me.

JillUser

on May 18, 2004

Sounds like a case of more money than sense to me.

Couldn't have said it better myself dharma!

Cann1bal

on May 18, 2004

morons... arent we understateing that... I mean I know individually they are smart ppl but man we ALL know when ppl get in groups they become fucking retards... in this case it only takes two of them

Dusk411

on May 18, 2004

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are the type of celebrities who go on and on about their love lives then complain that the press will not leave them alone. However, if only they kept lives private and not talk so much, maybe it wouldn't be a problem. Here's a link to my favorite site http://fametracker.com. People snark about celebrites. I think you would like it.

Shulamite

on May 18, 2004

Maybe this is just a publicity stunt. No one's been talking about 'em lately.

I've also heard this is just a match made by the artist formerly known as P. Diddy just to give both stars a boost in their careers. Seems to have worked. Ditto for Benifer. Funny how they didn't quite make it to the altar... there may be something to it even if you're not a conspirist. If I were a celeb trying to stay on top, obsessed with my own career, why not?

Have you seen those cozy pics of Demi, Ashton, and Bruce all snuzzled up together at parties...?

Estrogen Lass

on May 18, 2004

What do you think, baby? Should we go public with our pics as well? Might buy us some fame ; )

greywar

on May 18, 2004

Or I might be mistaken for an albino walrus having a seizure:) I am sure Pseudo is poking out his minds eye right now.

gothic impulse

on May 18, 2004

Maybe this is just a publicity stunt. No one's been talking about 'em lately

My thoughts exactly

Went public that these pics MIGHT be leaked to the net

Jess

Muggaz

on May 18, 2004

Maybe this is just a publicity stunt. No one's been talking about 'em lately

It took 8 replies, but someone hit the nail on the head...

Entertainers may be beautiful, but a lot of them are shrewd businessmen/woman - this was a publicity stunt, trust me... Like PAris Hilton... they pretended to be mad, but it was proven that she leaked the video, and she is known amongst the public more than ever before!!!

BAM!!!

greywar

on May 18, 2004

Adding to the possible conspiracy, apparently the laptop containing the photos was the *only* thing stolen from the home....

dharmagrl

on May 18, 2004

Adding to the possible conspiracy, apparently the laptop containing the photos was the *only* thing stolen from the home....

Oh! Imagine that!

Arquonzo

on May 18, 2004

One of the many sad things about this whole affair is that people like this wouldn't consider having that sort of photo out there "public humiliation".
The Arquonzo Cordoba Award for Journalistic Excellence in Gramatically Correct Profanity goes to ...... (drum roll please) .... Greywar! for his line "*maybe* just *maybe* you should keep the fucking things yourself!"

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