At long last all of our vehicles have been washed, flenshed, purged, poked, prodded, inspected, and put on the damn boat! I may not be back in the States yet, but I will be within days.

     For the record : Fuck Kuwait and every grain of sand in it. The people who settled here were either quitters or pessimists. Honestly who the fuck were the people who decided to live in this shithole?

Fahad the Goat-herder circa 200 B.C. :    

     "Well Martha, I don't think we can really do any better than sand and nothing. I mean sure it has no water, arable land, or even decent grazing for shitty goats but I mean really, do you think any place has all that stuff? Bah, fairy tales told by the Infidel I say!"

Fahad's wife Fatima :

     "Whatever you say Fahad, just stop touching the sheep at night like that and anyplace is fine with me."

Frankly I would rather build a summer home in the Fire Swamp. (not my page but I feel the need to link him since I am using a pic he made for it).