Mom, If 25% of My Brain is Gone

Mom, If 25% of My Brain is Gone - Don't Starve Me

Published on March 22, 2005 By greywar In Current Events

Shoot Me Instead!

Seriously... stab me, overdose me (heroin please), or smother me with a pillow. All of these would be preferable to starving to death in my case. Any would certainly be preferable to lingering on as a vegetable burdening my wife and family. Can't find the will to kill me? Call Calangelo, he'll do me quick and painless. Just don't leave me in a fucking bed shitting on myself.

Consider this a public notice of my intent to die rather than be preserved as a living petrie dish.

Comments (Page 2)

Spc Nobody Special

on Mar 22, 2005

Just let Shiavo die already. An air bubble in a syringe would do it quick and painless. And why wait for brain death? Somebody shoot me now.

kingbee

on Mar 23, 2005

overdose me (heroin please),

go for fentanyl Link

it's nearly 10 times as strong...and as keith richards once said, street drugs are for pussies.

greywar

on Mar 23, 2005

25% gone? I'd say you swilled right past that milestone ages ago!

As always your jokes make me laugh in much the same manner as contracting a terminal case of sabre toothed crotch crickets would.

chiprj

on Mar 24, 2005

As always your jokes make me laugh in much the same manner as contracting a terminal case of sabre toothed crotch crickets would

I'd probably laugh if you contracted that...

oleteach

on Mar 25, 2005

Since this is addressed to me, I will comment. I agree with Arquonzo--it is too late. I couldn't shoot you. I have experienced your dear elderly Aunt Ida's peaceful demisere. She requested to be left at home...no feeding tubes, no IV's, no extreme methods. She died quietly and painlessly in her own bed with all her regal dignity intact. That is my wish also. Make sure you respect it.

Shovelheat

on Mar 25, 2005

Best Terri Shiavo article yet.

I agree. Load me up on morphine or somethin'...

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