"Where's Israel?"

No shit...

Published on March 14, 2005 By greywar In Humor

Two minutes ago from my co-worker a 98C Intelligence Analyst with almost 4 years in the field, she holds a TS/SCI clearance and is a Non-commissioned Officer:

"Where's Israel?"

Standards? Not here. Excuse me while I slam my head into a wall for a bit.

Comments (Page 1)

Danny Bassette

on Mar 14, 2005

I hope there was some context to this that we're missing here. Like what direction from where she was standing at the time is israel, or some such. Otherwise, well it's scary.

dharmagrl

on Mar 14, 2005

Dude, are you a moron magnet or something? They always seem to migrate towards you.....

If this standard of personnel is what America is depending on...well, I believe we're screwed.

Dr Guy

on Mar 14, 2005

I think I saw him down at Clancy's Bar and Grill. DO you want me to go get him for you?

JillUser

on Mar 14, 2005

Yikes!

island_gurl12

on Mar 15, 2005

OMG!!! Is incompetence the right word? lol

greywar

on Mar 15, 2005

OMG!!! Is incompetence the right word?

Maybe if you add "criminal" to the front end of it. No there was no mitigating context here either.

Talisein

on Mar 15, 2005

Haha, SGT Blonde.

greywar

on Mar 15, 2005

Haha, SGT Blonde.

Give that man a cigar!

Manopeace

on Mar 15, 2005

Israel is right here...alive and well!!

Spc Nobody Special

on Mar 15, 2005

Sounds like she's got her head up her Djibouti...........

(brutally slaps himself in the face with a large sea bass and hides in shame for such a bad pun)

Arquonzo

on Mar 16, 2005

Possibly from the same line of folk who think Central America is a state somewhere between Kansas and Nebraska?

TheFazz

on Mar 16, 2005

It's amazing how pathetic some people's geography is. If you feel like testing your skills, you can visit my blog. Anyway, about 5 minutes ago, I just asked someone what the capital of Switzerland was and they said Austria (the capital is Berne).

Where is Israel, by the way?

NJforever

on Mar 16, 2005

I just asked someone what the capital of Switzerland was and they said Austria (the capital is Berne).

Oh come on, I don't think the Swiss even know the capital of Switzerland, though Austria is a pretty pathetic answer.

I don't need help with Israel on the map. But do you mean to say Central America ISN'T a state? No wonder I failed that test.

greywar

on Mar 17, 2005

I don't think the Swiss even know the capital of Switzerland

They remain carefully uncommitted as to the capitol of Switzerland

Dr Guy

on Mar 17, 2005

Oh come on, I don't think the Swiss even know the capital of Switzerland, though Austria is a pretty pathetic answer.

I agree. I would have said Geneva, but then I am terrible with Capitals.

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