Far from original but still funny...
Jihadprints in the Sand
One night a shahid had a
dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Allah.
Across the
sky flashed scenes from his life. During each scene he saw two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging to him and the other to Allah. However,
during the last, most desperate scene, he saw there was only one set of
footprints. This troubled him and he turned to Allah and said,
"Allah!
You swore that once I decided to follow you, you would never leave me. Why then,
in my darkest hour, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?"
Allah smiled at him. "O glorious shahid, I love you and would never
leave you. During your time of trial and suffering, when you saw only one set of
footprints, it was because the bomb you detonated on that bus blew your fucking
feet off. It was then that I carried you. In Glad bags."
