You might be Military Intelligence if :
You don’t know the maximum effective range of an M-16 but you know exactly how much damage a two-handed sword does to Giant Size Target under 3rd edition rules.
Soldiers come to you with broken computers and radios as though you were the only Shaman in the tribe with the secret to making Fire…
A “road march” is when you have to walk 2 blocks to the shoppette for more beer…
You’ve never been to Ranger school but you are called “ranger” anyways (of course they always preface it with “Sick-call”, “PX”, or “Power Point”…
All your combat stories start with “No shit there we were on de_dust…”
You are on a first name basis with the IG office…
You’ve ever called someone a “jack-booted fascist” when they insisted that you show up for work in a uniform that didn’t look like it had been rolled in elephant shit.
“The Field” is as mythical a place as Asgard…
“No coffee” is a valid excuse for not starting work…
You’ve had multi-hour discussions regarding the “importance” of Meet the Feebles…
You already know the real definitions of 70% of the words in Balderdash…
You have no knowledge of squad tactics unless you are talking about Everquest or World of Warcraft…
Your first response to any order is “Why?”…
(feel free to add your own (no cutting and pasting!))
