Look it up schmuck!
Published on July 10, 2004 By greywar In Internet

 

     Many of you have probably noticed that in most of my articles I tend to use a style known (somewhat derisively) as the Wall of Blue. This developed as the direct result of having large quantities of time to kill during our unit’s last Mission. In order to preserve my sanity and to keep SSG Calangelo from flying into a rage I would often engage in a variety of searched loosely based on the Googlewhack technique.

     While straight Googlewhacking seeks to return only a single result we modified it to include searching for amusing results from outre combinations of words. Words that should never be found together like :

Habanero Scrotum

Robitussin Berserker

Horse Feces Jetwash

Ball Peen Hammer Abortion

Demand Amputation

     And a cast of literally thousands more I assure you. This provided endless conversation starters and also sparked SSG Calangelo’s interest in building a trebuchet that could fling a depleted uranium ball from the SCIF to the CSM’s (Command Sergeant Major) office (but I digress).

     This also changed the pattern of my thoughts. It has become a reflex for me to build Google searches in my head during conversations. I wonder to myself, "How would I be able to find the most info on this topic using Google?" And then I usually look it up when I find a computer. The end result is that I have become a Google Virtuoso. It is a *very* rare (and frustrating) occasion when I can not make Google bring me the info I desire. Therefore I occasionally become very annoyed when someone who is sitting in front of a perfectly functional computer asks me a silly ass question. "Just Google for it!" Is my favorite response as I know that should I simply answer there question they will immediately forget what I told them as they exerted no effort in obtaining it! Should someone take the few seconds of thought necessary to construct a good Google search however they will retain a lot more of the information found for a much longer period of time.

     This is why I feel an almost compulsive need to link in my articles, not to teach anyone anything but to ensure that I know what I am rambling about before I post it. This has led to an unfortunate incident recently but overall I still love the Wall Of Blue style.


Comments
on Jul 10, 2004
I remember you two looking stuff up late at night. Y'all were quite the duo sometimes. Scary at times though. What was that game yall used to play till mission was over....that catapult game-thingy? I know that used to occupy him for a while, which was great. It was a bad thing if SFC C was bored. When he got bored, thats when he would roam and wreak havoc upon us unsuspecting mission drones. Thats when God just left us. Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the water.
on Jul 10, 2004
By the way, I finally was able to post on my live journal account. Maybe I will keep up with this one this time.
on Jul 10, 2004

Its sorta like that footprints poem. Except when we saw one set of footprints, it was SFC C walking off with one of our heads tied around his neck while our dead body was twitching in the water.

Damn baby, I like that!

on Jul 10, 2004
oh, well...thank you : )
on Jul 10, 2004
Are you finally proud of me???? I try so hard!!
on Jul 10, 2004
I was blown away by that comment as well, Lassie. Good shit, girl.
I also was glad to see you post on your LJ account.
on Jul 10, 2004
Praise Me!!! Praise me!!! (done in my best impresssion of GIR)
on Jul 13, 2004
I FOUND ONE! I FOUND ONE!
insomnia has struck me, and I found one...

BYZANTINE CHLORIDATE

It meets all the criteria, but Googlewhack.com will not recognize it, since "Your whack appears on a page Googlewhack has identified as a word list!" Does that mean that someone ahs already submitted it, or does the computer think I am just submitting thousands of random words to try and outsmart said computer?
As far as I am concerned, I found one. Dang computer... trying to take my victory over Google...

But wait! I'm number one! I'm number one! I found "Caesarean chloridate" and it is victorious. I am deeply satisfied. And I am first on the most- recent list for Googlewhacking. RECENT TALLY See you in 6 hours, at PT.
on Jul 13, 2004
singrdave - you are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity
on Jul 25, 2004
Did you actually go to the sites? The links to demand amputation made me say out loud: "WTF??" I knew there were strange people out there but this one is a doozy. I always thought that loss of a limb was a common fear; I know as an Infantryman that was the reason all of us hated landmines and booby traps. This "Psychosexual disorder" is certainly out there. Good Googlewhacking
on Jul 25, 2004
There IS people that's amputation wannabes. Basically, they want pity and etc. Few of amputees could be satiated wannabe.